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re: What's the Max body count you allow a woman that you're considering dating?

Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:31 pm to
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Asking about "body count" is middle school bullshite. I don't think anyone has ever asked me. I mean, I have had them ask about former relationships, but not sex partners.

Yeah we were like 20 years old.
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:34 pm to
wisdom
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 2:39 pm
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7181 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:43 pm to
My late wife was a saint, and I was her first, last, and only. Pretty sure my current GF came into this relationship knowing a dick aint square, but I don't know how many dudes she has banged, and dont really care.
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30123 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:12 pm to
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Talk about naive an delusional


Naive is the guy who asks a girl on the second date how many guys she’s nailed. Delusional is the guy who believes her answer.
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Naive is the guy who asks a girl on the second date how many guys she’s nailed. Delusional is the guy who believes her answer.


Hey TexasTiger08
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 3:15 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:22 pm to
And you upvote yourself? Lame
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

And you upvote yourself? Lame



I'm fairly positive that he upvotes himself with his multiple usernames.
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Member since Mar 2022
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:25 pm to
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And you upvote yourself? Lame


Why are you still here ?

I told you to GTFO
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
30523 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:27 pm to
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Longhorn Lifer



Do you realize how pathetic it is that over 50% of your posts on TD are in this thread?
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Member since Mar 2022
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:28 pm to
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Do you realize how pathetic it is that over 50% of your posts on TD are in this thread?


Cool story
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30123 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:29 pm to
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Number of posts: 42


Post less
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Post less


Let me think about that...nah, I'm good
Posted by The Third Leg
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Member since May 2014
12637 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:30 pm to
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Oy, these threads make my head hurt. I’m supposed to sleep with the guy I’m dating. Ok, cool. Next guy, I’m supposed to sleep with him too. Next guy, supposed to sleep with him. Get serious start talking about marriage. He breaks up with me because he’s not wifing up a nasty whore. Next guy, don’t sleep with to get to know him better. He breaks up with me because I’m NOT sleeping with him. frick it. I’ll just stick with books and going to bed early.

Only weirdos care how many miles of dick have been piped into you. If you have no diseases or illegitimate children, you’ve done the dating pool all the favors you need.

There’s a market for everything, baby. If you like to get railed, do so without shame.
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Member since Mar 2022
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Only weirdos care how many miles of dick have been piped into you


The Simp is strong in this one.
Posted by The Third Leg
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Member since May 2014
12637 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:35 pm to
I’ve been married since the first Obama administration, have two kids that were planned, and have fricked my wife in every way imaginable including the coat closet at her sisters wedding.

Some bros frick, some worry about how many dicks were there first.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30123 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

The Simp is strong in this one.


Found the OP’s second alter
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33051 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:54 pm to
Third or fourth...
Posted by Longhorn Lifer
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Member since Mar 2022
89 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

I’ve been married since the first Obama administration, have two kids that were planned, and have fricked my wife in every way imaginable including the coat closet at her sisters wedding.

Some bros frick, some worry about how many dicks were there first.


Nothing more cringeworthy than guys bragging about having sex with their wives as if it's some big accomplishment.

"We did it in the closet at her sisters wedding !!"

Wow, you're a legend !
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12637 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:21 pm to
Lulz.

I pointed this out to you because Simps don’t frick, they act like you and chase unicorns around thinking their $100k job makes them rich and desirable.

You might be the biggest tool in this place, and that’s saying something. Sad game, bro. Do better.
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