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re: What's the fattest thing you've ever done?

Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70492 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:38 pm to
Jesus. Nothing in that realm of disgustingness. Would likely just be some of the quantity of jack in the box bacon burger or some pizza I ate at LSU when I had the metabolism of a hummingbird
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 8:20 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99899 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:39 pm to
My daily diet for 2 years while playing college football consisted of

Breakfast: stack of 6 pancakes, 5 sausage patties, toast, bowl oatmeak.

Lunch: 2 burgers or 2 chicken sandwiches with a whole plate of fries.

Before afternoon practice: stop at McDonald’s and get 2-3 McDoubles.

Dinner: usually high protein like a whole rotisserie chicken or 20 oz ribeye, veggies, potatoes.

Eat 2 bowls of ice creams and 2 peanut butter jelly sandwiches before bed.

I was 6’6 255 with 6 pack abs and never gained a damn pound
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:56 pm to
How the hell did I forget this?

Back during my freshman year of college I'd eat a pound of bacon every weekday for lunch. Every Sunday I'd go buy five 1-lb. packages of bacon, and then each day after class I'd fry a package and make 3 bacon sandwiches on white bread, usually with yellow mustard. Crazy thing is that I was like 6'3"/175 at the time.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43833 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:56 pm to
My dad owned a bakery. My uncles owned a bakery. My grandmother owned a bakery. It's amazing that I don't weigh a million pounds.

On the fattest thing I've ever done? My uncles used to give us the tubes of icing that you decorate cakes with. It was nothing for me to destroy a couple of these a day when I was little.

Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:01 pm to
I remembered 2 good ones

After a baseball game we went to McDonald's and a challenge was made. I lost eating 6.5 mcdoubles, he ate 7 plus a Big Mac. Didn't even phase me at 17.

Few years later I got really stoned after dinner. I didn't want to drive so I called up papa John's and ordered all of their dessert items for delivery. I had bubble gut for 2 days
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:01 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 6:02 pm
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85617 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:03 pm to
Ordered Waffle House to go after a night out. I couldn’t wait til I got home and they didn’t give me a fork. So I ate an omelette, bacon and hash browns with my hand

When I got home and took my jacket off my sleeve was full of eggs and hash browns
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42571 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:06 pm to
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Ate pre made icing with oreos in my underwear


Was the Oreos in your underwear just for fun or do you get off on stuff like that?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149339 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Back in my heyday (aka that one time when I weighed over 320lbs) I used to take a large stainless steel mixing bowl, fill it full of milk and I would empty an ENTIRE pack of Oreo cookies into it. I would then sit in my studio\in front of the TV etc. and I would eat it like a bowl of cereal...with a pair of tongs.
yes
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149339 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:16 pm to
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There is this pie I make, I call it diabetes pie. It starts with making the crust from chocolate chip cookie dough, after it's baked put down a layer of peanut butter, sprinkle powered coco on the peanut butter, add a layer of caramel, pour in chocolate pudding and top with whip cream and chocolate sprinkles.
inject this shite into my veins
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20309 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:27 pm to
In college I downed a sackful of Krystal’s at 11 pm. Then went to Waffle House at 2 am.

That is about it for me, and I don’t believe I ate the next day at all.
Posted by Brodeur
Member since Feb 2012
4671 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 7:14 pm to
Pressed 2 Big Macs together one night and ate them
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