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What’s the deal with all these splooge shaped UFOs skeeting all over the world?

Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:11 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:11 pm


Over Russia

Over Los Angeles



Are we trying to impregnate the sun?



This all coming on the heels of the Department of Defense officially confirming UFOs last week and releasing official footage of navy pilots chasing them down.

For those who missed that thread during Christmas

Pentagon Admits

Video of Encounter Released by the DOD

quote:

Speaking to The Telegraph Elizondo said: "I think it's pretty clear this is not us, and it's not anyone else, so one has to ask where they're from.

"In my opinion, if this was a court of law, we have reached the point of 'beyond reasonable doubt'. I hate to use the term UFO but that's what we're looking at."

He said much of what he could discuss was still classified but said there had been "lots" of UFO sightings during the programme.

He was unable to comment on whether his team had examined sightings in other countries including the UK.


Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:11 pm to
So I like to jerk off into the sky in public places. What of it?
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 2:12 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:13 pm to
Nice edit for clarification on the torque of your sperm
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67151 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:14 pm to
Elon is spidermanning his musk all over the world.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6315 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:15 pm to
God is mad that the gays hijacked the rainbows, so jizzing across the sky is his new way of showing the world he loves us.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71211 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:22 pm to
Those are mutli-stage rockets. The one over California was a launch by Space X that wasn't exactly a secret.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:34 pm to
Gotta give the people what they want
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