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What’s the deal with all these splooge shaped UFOs skeeting all over the world?
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:11 pm
Over Russia
Over Los Angeles
Are we trying to impregnate the sun?
This all coming on the heels of the Department of Defense officially confirming UFOs last week and releasing official footage of navy pilots chasing them down.
For those who missed that thread during Christmas
Pentagon Admits
Video of Encounter Released by the DOD
quote:
Speaking to The Telegraph Elizondo said: "I think it's pretty clear this is not us, and it's not anyone else, so one has to ask where they're from.
"In my opinion, if this was a court of law, we have reached the point of 'beyond reasonable doubt'. I hate to use the term UFO but that's what we're looking at."
He said much of what he could discuss was still classified but said there had been "lots" of UFO sightings during the programme.
He was unable to comment on whether his team had examined sightings in other countries including the UK.

Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:11 pm to theunknownknight
So I like to jerk off into the sky in public places. What of it?
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:13 pm to StealthCalais11
Nice edit for clarification on the torque of your sperm
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:14 pm to theunknownknight
Elon is spidermanning his musk all over the world.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:15 pm to theunknownknight
God is mad that the gays hijacked the rainbows, so jizzing across the sky is his new way of showing the world he loves us.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:22 pm to theunknownknight
Those are mutli-stage rockets. The one over California was a launch by Space X that wasn't exactly a secret.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:34 pm to theunknownknight
Gotta give the people what they want
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