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What's a funny story from your family?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:38 am
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:38 am
My uncle was a horrible kid and my grandma thought the priest could talk to him and get him to realize what he was doing wrong.
So the priest takes him fishing behind the house. Uncle waits until priest is reaching down for a fish and kicks the 80 year old priest into the water.
Priest climbs back in, waits until my uncle isn't paying attention, and knocks him out the boat.
They get back to the house and the priest tells my maw maw her son is to never step foot in his church again.
My uncle responds with "you ol sonofabitch, you kicked me out the boat too"
My paw paw starts laughing and the priest tells him he isn't welcome back either
So the priest takes him fishing behind the house. Uncle waits until priest is reaching down for a fish and kicks the 80 year old priest into the water.
Priest climbs back in, waits until my uncle isn't paying attention, and knocks him out the boat.
They get back to the house and the priest tells my maw maw her son is to never step foot in his church again.
My uncle responds with "you ol sonofabitch, you kicked me out the boat too"
My paw paw starts laughing and the priest tells him he isn't welcome back either
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 9:39 am
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:40 am to X123F45
so your uncle was the priests altar boy?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:42 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
so your uncle was the priests altar boy?
Until he put moonshine in the communion wine and then kicked the priest, yes.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:43 am to X123F45
quote:Well we're waiting
funny story from your family
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:56 am to X123F45
What an incredible story.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:01 am to Paige
quote:
Well we're waiting
Blah blah blah.
Something about you being a whore.
Blah blah.
Still working on my first cup of coffee.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:04 am to X123F45
so predictable 
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:07 am to X123F45
Oweo?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:11 am to X123F45
My cousin is responsible for the bobsled competition at the 1980 Lake Placid Olympics being delayed a day because he kicked a shite ton of rocks onto the track.
One team, I think from Sweden or something, had to re-do their run because they ran over some of the rocks and it fricked up their sled.
The police were looking for the person responsible, so my aunt got him the hell out of there.
One team, I think from Sweden or something, had to re-do their run because they ran over some of the rocks and it fricked up their sled.
The police were looking for the person responsible, so my aunt got him the hell out of there.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:17 am to X123F45
My great grandpa came into some money and bought a stage coach and four horses. He loved to gamble like evertyone in my family, so he took his new horses and stage coach into town. He came back 3 days later riding a donkey.
Another on about my great grandpa: He was an overseer at a plantation. He fired a worker for being lazy, worker threatened to come kill his family so he shot him on the spot and said "anyone else have a problem?"
Both stories are probably bullshite.
Another on about my great grandpa: He was an overseer at a plantation. He fired a worker for being lazy, worker threatened to come kill his family so he shot him on the spot and said "anyone else have a problem?"
Both stories are probably bullshite.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 11:46 am to Bluefin
I remember hearing about that.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 11:49 am to X123F45
Cool
Story
Brahhhhhhhh
Story
Brahhhhhhhh
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