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re: Whatever happened to your first piece of arse?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:58 am to icegator337
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:58 am to icegator337
Twin mattress when I was 15. Girl had the most banging body and still does but I was in "I want every piece possible mode" and let it slip away.
We re-connected in college my senior year when I had an apartment right off Dickson street in Fayetteville. She was a solid late night regular. Could almost always count on a "meet at your place after close" text. She never even made me hang out or anything, just always wanted to meet up after the bars. I got insanely lucky that year with lots of girls looking for a place to crash. Plus going out almost every single night helped the odds too.
Hung out with her again recently back in Fayetteville for the holidays, still insanely attractive and she owns a couple of houses that she has restored and flipped. Proud of her and def. bummed we don't live in the same area, she may be the one that got away.
We re-connected in college my senior year when I had an apartment right off Dickson street in Fayetteville. She was a solid late night regular. Could almost always count on a "meet at your place after close" text. She never even made me hang out or anything, just always wanted to meet up after the bars. I got insanely lucky that year with lots of girls looking for a place to crash. Plus going out almost every single night helped the odds too.
Hung out with her again recently back in Fayetteville for the holidays, still insanely attractive and she owns a couple of houses that she has restored and flipped. Proud of her and def. bummed we don't live in the same area, she may be the one that got away.
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 11:00 am
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:02 am to Pecker
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I went to a Christian private high school and a lot of low key sluts at my school went off to Christian colleges. It was really odd. As much as I'm in favor of a Christian education, these colleges don't really prepare their students for real life. It's like a bubble with Christian classes and credits that don't transfer anywhere.
Same here. I probably wouldn't have categorized her as a "slut" in high school, but she constantly needed a boyfriend. Looking back, she just wanted some normalcy. She got to college and really screwed up her life. A few years ago she messaged me and told me her story (as she was beginning marriage #2, which is now over).
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:02 am to Pecker
I went to college. She went on American Idol and embarrassed herself.
She eventually went to college and finished with some worthless degree, had a kid and got married.
I dodged a bullet big time, but she was a freak and a co-captain of the HS cheerleadering team back then.
She eventually went to college and finished with some worthless degree, had a kid and got married.
I dodged a bullet big time, but she was a freak and a co-captain of the HS cheerleadering team back then.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:03 am to Pecker
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Whatever happened to your first piece of arse?
I don't know. Haven't talked to your mom in years.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:03 am to Pecker
I haven't seen her in about 15 years. She had a kid and gained 100 pounds!! 
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 11:04 am
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:04 am to Pecker
She's married to a Lawyer in town that went to the same H.S. that I did.
She didn't age very well.
She didn't age very well.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:06 am to Pecker
Older by a bit--broke my heart when she moved off to marry a physician. Always a little plump but she now weighs more than the average dairy cow.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:08 am to Pecker
My first was a real slut... So I married her.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:10 am to tidalmouse
The thing about mine and you see this in a lot of small towns - she was a sweet girl that just saw companionship as a must have. A week after she broke up with me, she's with another guy. A couple days after that messed up, she's got another guy. After I went off to college, she made contact with me again. VIA LETTER because she had no other contact info.
Girl could not stand being single. Still can't. So she was willing to put out quick and gained the reputation that she had.
Sad, too - because she was one of smartest people in our graduating class. If I had never talked to her again or Facebook didn't exist and you told me she was a Ph.D. with a long list of accomplishments I wouldn't have been surprised. But, according to Facebook, she's an Office Assistant at a small business in our hometown.
Girl could not stand being single. Still can't. So she was willing to put out quick and gained the reputation that she had.
Sad, too - because she was one of smartest people in our graduating class. If I had never talked to her again or Facebook didn't exist and you told me she was a Ph.D. with a long list of accomplishments I wouldn't have been surprised. But, according to Facebook, she's an Office Assistant at a small business in our hometown.
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 11:14 am
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:14 am to Pecker
First one was a total one nighter. Never saw her again. Eventually I hoped I would because I went on a bit of a dry streak after that.
After we had sex I asked her for her phone number, knowing I had no intention of calling her. I figured that was what I was supposed to do. She totally nailed me on it. "What are you going to do, call me? Come on. Let's not make this something it isn't." I remember her being kind of blunt like that. I met her and like within 5 minutes she was grabbing at my junk. She was like "Let's go somewhere and frick." Yeah, not exactly marriage material.
After we had sex I asked her for her phone number, knowing I had no intention of calling her. I figured that was what I was supposed to do. She totally nailed me on it. "What are you going to do, call me? Come on. Let's not make this something it isn't." I remember her being kind of blunt like that. I met her and like within 5 minutes she was grabbing at my junk. She was like "Let's go somewhere and frick."
Yeah, not exactly marriage material.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:15 am to Pecker
Word on the street is that she posts here.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:18 am to Pecker
She married a Mormon and converted. Now I tell people I fricked a Mormon even though she was Catholic at the time
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:21 am to Pecker
No idea. She was friends with the girl who got boobs first, and we both left school around the same time
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:23 am to Pecker
No idea. She went to a different high school after we were in junior high together. She ended up moving out of state after high school
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:27 am to Pecker
Fine as frog hair back in the day... She got married, squeezed out a couple of kids. Blew up like a blimp... Divorced because her sig other had a gambling problem...
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:27 am to Pecker
She was average looking back in high school. Now she is a very attractive, successful dentist but still single.
I'm going to assume that since she has money and looks but no one has tied it down that I dodged a bullet and she's batshit crazy.
I'm going to assume that since she has money and looks but no one has tied it down that I dodged a bullet and she's batshit crazy.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:32 am to Pecker
She's married w a kid now. Shotgun wedding.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:38 am to Pecker
I don't know what happened to her. She was 4 years older than me and moved off.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:39 am to Pecker
she had kids and got fat
Posted on 4/11/16 at 11:40 am to Pecker
Married some dude right out of high school, college dropout, had two kids, divorced, and never left town.
Seems that most of the "good looking girls" in our high school turned out this way.
Seems that most of the "good looking girls" in our high school turned out this way.
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