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re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?
Posted on 8/12/15 at 3:28 pm to PawnMaster
Posted on 8/12/15 at 3:28 pm to PawnMaster
High school baseball coach told a kid at tryouts that he needed to go long toss with himself because he was out of shape and needed to improve his arm strength.
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 3:59 pm to PawnMaster
"Y'all all be runnin' round, smokin' drugs"
about our summer time, off-season activities;
Always pronounced groin as "groan"
Aw, he just pulled his groan.
about our summer time, off-season activities;
Always pronounced groin as "groan"
Aw, he just pulled his groan.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 4:35 pm to LigerFan
Stay on that guy. He runs like a scalded dog with diarria
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 8/12/15 at 4:39 pm to LateArrivalforLSU
Another coach used to tell us "if they put your brain in a hummingbird, it would fly backwards!" That was usually after a missed assignment/block/wrong route run, etc.
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 8/12/15 at 4:39 pm to PawnMaster
"I was born at night, but it wasn't last night" ....when he thought you were full of shite.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:44 pm to PawnMaster
We had a coach who always referred to our cheerleaders (all girls) as athletic supporters...they had no clue what he really meant. Thanks for reminding me about this.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:46 pm to ElderTiger
In middle school on our bus rides to games one our coaches told us that the bus should be silent and the coaches ought to be able to hear a mouse pissin on cotton.
He also told us at halftime one game to keep fighting until hell freezes over and then fight em on ice.
I almost lost it.
He also told us at halftime one game to keep fighting until hell freezes over and then fight em on ice.
I almost lost it.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:50 pm to PawnMaster
High school coach- all sports
He would always ask us if we took any girls to the "here after road" over the weekend.
His definition of the here after road was "you take a girl out on a dark country gravel road and say, if you don't get in the backseat and fool around with me you are going to be here after I leave"
He would always ask us if we took any girls to the "here after road" over the weekend.
His definition of the here after road was "you take a girl out on a dark country gravel road and say, if you don't get in the backseat and fool around with me you are going to be here after I leave"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:51 pm to SEClint
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holy shite im in tears Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:53 pm to PawnMaster
Everyday at practice, our coach would yell "SAME TEAM! SAME TEAM!" for everything. Almost like he meant to say stuff like, "good job" but would just say "same team" and then pat us on the shoulder or arse.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:58 pm to Pedro
What resonates with me the most from the memory, is the sound it made. That ringing sound that a basketball makes when it hits something hard.
It was a legit accident though.
It was a legit accident though.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:01 pm to xxKylexx
If we messed around or weren't paying attention, our coach hit line drives at us...
Another coach got in my face yelling about this not being my world for shaking off signals during a scrimmage after he said we could call our own game. The head coach had to come and calm him down and remind him what he said.
Another coach got in my face yelling about this not being my world for shaking off signals during a scrimmage after he said we could call our own game. The head coach had to come and calm him down and remind him what he said.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:02 pm to PawnMaster
It'll go on your permanent record.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:04 pm to SEClint
Not every man can relate to these stories, and that is sad.
I will re read this thread again later, I legit laughed out loud about ten times.
I will re read this thread again later, I legit laughed out loud about ten times.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:27 pm to PawnMaster
"Yall can't even piss hard!"
"Jesus Christ, you're dumber than a bar of soap."
"Hey, come shake my hand (insert name of one of our defensive ends)..you just won the dumbass of the year award"
"C'mon, God damnit. You've been playing high school football for 5 years now and you still can't get it right"
"Hey Bryant..you going get some snaps today? No? Oh alright...WELL frick YOU THEN" -this was said to our center after an offseason workout
"If you worked this hard at (insert part time job), they wouldn't even pay you!"
"Jesus Christ, you're dumber than a bar of soap."
"Hey, come shake my hand (insert name of one of our defensive ends)..you just won the dumbass of the year award"
"C'mon, God damnit. You've been playing high school football for 5 years now and you still can't get it right"
"Hey Bryant..you going get some snaps today? No? Oh alright...WELL frick YOU THEN" -this was said to our center after an offseason workout
"If you worked this hard at (insert part time job), they wouldn't even pay you!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:45 pm to Ellis Dee
Head coach while watching film: Coach what are those routes you have us running
Assistant coach: they're combination routes coach
Head coach: looks like a combination of shite
Assistant coach: they're combination routes coach
Head coach: looks like a combination of shite
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:47 pm to PawnMaster
My high school tennis coach was an old guy in his 70s who had been at Bozeman for almost 30 years. He had a soft voice, was a close talker, had breath that could raise the dead and loved telling us how nice things were.
That's nice.
Your volleys are nice today.
If you bring your forehand to his backhand that'll turn out nice for you.
That's nice.
Your volleys are nice today.
If you bring your forehand to his backhand that'll turn out nice for you.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:48 pm to TigerFan1992
Stop chasin sally around the bushes.
Usually said at a Saturday morning practice.
Usually said at a Saturday morning practice.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:00 pm to RogerTheShrubber
When it was cold before a game my coach would say: hot damn I know my fat hogs love this kina weather, y'all get down in there and root baby!
Y'all are the sorriest team in the state of Mississippi!
We're in Louisiana coach.
Hell y'all are the worst team in Louisiana and Mississippi!
Son you're so weak I don't even know how you drink regular beer you must have to drink light beer!
I bet if there was a flat of beer at the other end of the field you would run faster!
We all wore eye black one game and were losing at halftime and he came in and said, no more damn makeup y'all wipe that shite off!
Son you're so weak you just need to move your bed into the weight room and live there
Just choke the damn blood out of em!
Y'all are the sorriest team in the state of Mississippi!
We're in Louisiana coach.
Hell y'all are the worst team in Louisiana and Mississippi!
Son you're so weak I don't even know how you drink regular beer you must have to drink light beer!
I bet if there was a flat of beer at the other end of the field you would run faster!
We all wore eye black one game and were losing at halftime and he came in and said, no more damn makeup y'all wipe that shite off!
Son you're so weak you just need to move your bed into the weight room and live there
Just choke the damn blood out of em!
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:25 pm to PawnMaster
He called everybody brim. Not funny but annoying
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