re: What makes you irrationally angry?

Conspiracy guy. In reality, life is boring, random, and frequently harsh, especially if you’re ugly, fat, and/or poor. You’ve never heard anyone subscribe to a conspiracy that benefits them. It’s always a loser move. Refs got paid, SEC loves Bama, election we lost was rigged, Jews control everything … pathetic coping mechanism.

1) Slow drivers
2) Drivers that appear to be gaining on you quickly and then slow down when they're next to you so you can't change lanes to get around that other slow bastard in front of you
3) Slow drivers that speed up when you are passing them
4) The HEAVY aroma of cheap skunk weed coming from one of the cars in front of me

I should probably start drinking again and hire a chauffeur.

Also - keep your durned kids off my lawn!

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what about when I have a reason?

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no comprende

When I order a $16 cocktail and they charge me $1 for the ice cube.

Just add it to the price of the drink FFS

These idiotic squatting trucks.

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People on their phones at red lights

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Yep. Pisses me off so much. If I can see they are on their phone they get a half second before I honk.

Sometimes I try to figure out how many people missed the light because that moron was on his phone.

The insanely excessive use of the word “literally”. It’s NEVER necessary yet the entire English speaking population says it 100 times per day per person. Using that word doesn’t make you sound smarter.

I had to honk at this girl once 3 lights in a row leaving work. Finally I pulled up beside her and she was a coworker

She never said anything to me though

Bait and switches. Don't tell me we are doing one thing cool and switch it to something else at the last second.