What is your wife’s kryptonite?

Putting on a new roll of toilet paper the right way with the paper coming down the front.

Just can't do it.

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She can't get enough of Father Brown in Downtown Abbey whilst eating some cornpoe created on the Great British Baking Show

Putting gas in the car. Or borrowing my truck and comes back home with the gas light on

Driving

don’t have a wife yet but assuming she won’t be able to drive. Most of them can’t.

fricking autocorrect.

Phone.

Almost Every time we leave the house it’s been left in the house and we have to turn around just after we pull out of the driveway.

I even ask before turning the car on and I’m assured she has it. I’ve tried having her show me the phone as we are turning on the alarm to start walking out and somehow it’s put down to get something else.

She’s smart and organized as all get out. But for some reason this is impossible for her. It’s like a forgotten extension of her hand and gets put down to pick something else up and left behind.

The clock.
It means nothing

Actually getting dishes cleaned when hand washing them. It seems to run in the family from what I can tell since I was at my brother-in-laws house a while back for a dinner he cooked and I went in the kitchen to help clean up since they had lots of folks invited.

His wife, my wife's sister, comes in and tells me, "Oh, don't worry about that, I'll do them later." Then left the kitchen.

My brother-in-law then told me she can't wash dishes for shite and would rather do them himself.

My wife's daughter is the same way. She'll try to wash dishes and half of them need rewashing between bit of food, grease, etc. still on the dishes.

Sad lot.

That’s the ascension parish in her