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Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:31 pm to ctiger69
I tried to lift more than my max on the bench, and I had to be rescued by someone nearby.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:33 pm to LordSaintly
Almost embarrassing but I recovered from this one. Doing standing military press, with like 160 on the bar. After I finished last rep I tried to get the weight over my head so I could flip it down and set it down. Couldn't do it. Took 4 tries and by that time a guy came over to help but I was like nah bro, I got it 
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:34 pm to ctiger69
walked over to a leg press machine this morning to pick up what I thought was a loose 50lb. plate, much to my embarrassment, it was actually attached to the machine and I ended up picking up the entire machine while a guy was doing his reps and walking halfway across the room before I realized it, geez that was embarrassing
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:37 pm to ctiger69
any time i ever do ropes i feel like a dumbass and stop.
i had decided i could move up to 50 lb kettlebell swings. on the 3rd rep it went flying and hit nobody thank God.
less embarassing but still somewhat dangerous was there was a kettlebell that was a little loose in the handle. i was doing swings with it and the effer separated flew off across the cardio area. that was a little closer to hurting somebody.
i had decided i could move up to 50 lb kettlebell swings. on the 3rd rep it went flying and hit nobody thank God.
less embarassing but still somewhat dangerous was there was a kettlebell that was a little loose in the handle. i was doing swings with it and the effer separated flew off across the cardio area. that was a little closer to hurting somebody.
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:39 pm to ctiger69
Worst I can think of is: I was doing box jumps, was tired but pushing and I didn't jump quite high enough..right foot didn't make it up, so I fell. My chest landed on the leg of another machine and my head was about 1/2" from landing on a plate that was on the floor.
Luckily nobody else was in the gym, but I'm sure when the manager was going through the overnight camera footage he had a good laugh
Luckily nobody else was in the gym, but I'm sure when the manager was going through the overnight camera footage he had a good laugh
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:40 pm to ctiger69
I eat a lot of protein. And a lot of sulfuric foods (i.e. eggs, beans, greens). So i can have some prolific and rancid farts. Like if your own fart smells bad to you, you know you gotta a stinky one.
Well anyway, pair that with the fact that i eat my biggest meal at night, workout at 5:30 a.m. (before my big shite) and drink a little workout cocktail before my workout which always consists of squats...well the juices get to rumblin.
I was in this area by myself...thought i was safe. Let one out. Dude comes in immediately does one pull up and leaves. I walk over to where he was and the butt-exhaust has definitely occupied that region.
Basically im a stinky freak now.
Well anyway, pair that with the fact that i eat my biggest meal at night, workout at 5:30 a.m. (before my big shite) and drink a little workout cocktail before my workout which always consists of squats...well the juices get to rumblin.
I was in this area by myself...thought i was safe. Let one out. Dude comes in immediately does one pull up and leaves. I walk over to where he was and the butt-exhaust has definitely occupied that region.
Basically im a stinky freak now.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:40 pm to LordSaintly
Chick at the gym had a hole in her tights that was pretty close to her snatch. She decides to go do some knee cable crunches exposing her backside. So I'm on the ab roller which is right behind her so I have a clear view of her rear (hoping for that hole in her tights to expand just a little more). So I'm doing my thing but staring my arse off and what I didn't noticed was when she would go down for a crunch she also had a clean view on me. Needless to say she caught me now I cant look at her when I'm at the gym without thinking she thinks im the biggest perv in the gym.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:42 pm to yellamamba33
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I cant look at her when I'm at the gym without thinking she thinks im the biggest perv in the gym.
even if you are(and I'm not saying that's a bad thing.) she knew were watching and put on a show for you, make your move before she writes you off as just another beta poser
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:46 pm to yellamamba33
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I'm at the gym without thinking she thinks im the biggest perv in the gym.
i think every good looking girl knows we're the biggest pervs in the gym.
the other day i skipped free weights to do some box jumping, kettlebell HIIT stuff. for some reason every single attractive girl that goes from 5 - 6 AM was over there the whole time. like 12 girls and me. on my way out 2 guys i know from there came up to me and called me a perv and/or a-hole for hoarding the talent.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:47 pm to 777Tiger
Yep.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:56 pm to ctiger69
Not my story but happened to a buddy and his wife that live in East Texas.
Him and his wife were working out during the afternoon rush and his wife was working out in the Nike running shorts that every chick in the world wears. Well she apparently cut the underwear out of them and then would go commando underneath and I'm sure as you could imagine they ripped while she was doing unweighted squats and apparently she didn't notice. My buddy said he noticed all of the guys slowly start congregating to her side of the gym and using the machines around her so he decided to go check and show that she was with someone. He said he rounded the corner to her sitting on the leg press machine with all of her glory showing to the world. He said she has never been that red before in her life and they immediately switched gyms.
Him and his wife were working out during the afternoon rush and his wife was working out in the Nike running shorts that every chick in the world wears. Well she apparently cut the underwear out of them and then would go commando underneath and I'm sure as you could imagine they ripped while she was doing unweighted squats and apparently she didn't notice. My buddy said he noticed all of the guys slowly start congregating to her side of the gym and using the machines around her so he decided to go check and show that she was with someone. He said he rounded the corner to her sitting on the leg press machine with all of her glory showing to the world. He said she has never been that red before in her life and they immediately switched gyms.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:59 pm to SabiDojo
We almost could start a new topic titled "Gym Scouts". Lot of arse scouting in the gym. I'm applying for my certification in Gym Scouting I'm a pro at it. 
Posted on 6/17/16 at 2:09 pm to SabiDojo
Had this elderly man come up to me in the locker room fresh from the showers, bare as the day he was born (albeit quite a bit hairier), stick one leg up on the bench I was sitting on as I laced my shoes. Commenced smalltalkand when I elevated my head I realizef his twig and berries were 6 inches from my face.
He wasn't embarrassed in the least, but I got the F out of there.
Old men in locker rooms are weird.
He wasn't embarrassed in the least, but I got the F out of there.
Old men in locker rooms are weird.
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 6/17/16 at 2:27 pm to ctiger69
I let out a rip-roaring fart once when I was doing an ab workout. Most unfortunate as there were several very pretty ladies nearby who pretended not to notice. 
Posted on 6/17/16 at 2:31 pm to Salamander_Wilson
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Old men in locker rooms are weird.
If anybody is walking around the locker room buck naked, it's likely to be some old geezer with balls hanging to his knees. Ewww!!
Posted on 6/17/16 at 2:32 pm to ctiger69
When I was in the Air Force a friend of mine found out if we signed up for an exercise program we could leave the shop and go to the gym everyday.
Our first day there was aerobics day I'm talking 1980s Jane Fonda type aerobics. It was me my friend and four large women...We got smoked.
Those women were laughing at our futile efforts to keep up with them. That shite was hard.
Our first day there was aerobics day I'm talking 1980s Jane Fonda type aerobics. It was me my friend and four large women...We got smoked.
Those women were laughing at our futile efforts to keep up with them. That shite was hard.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 2:33 pm to ctiger69
Getting a boner in the shower?
Posted on 6/17/16 at 2:35 pm to ctiger69
Not really embarrassing but it sucked. Trying to re-rack dumbbells and dropped a 95 on my big toe from about a foot up. Just high enough to ruin my day.
Anybody that takes squatting seriously has farted at some point so that's really nothing.
Anybody that takes squatting seriously has farted at some point so that's really nothing.
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