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Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:40 pm to dnm3305
I don't really have any super humiliating stories. Uhm, the one I probably feel worst about was working out at Elmwood in Harahan a few years ago and this really old guy was trying to squat and he ended up crapping himself.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:40 pm to ctiger69
You had time to line the seat?
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:41 pm to SallyWheeler
farted in an ab class. Instructor was cool, he said thats alright its working..
couple of people snickered..
couple of people snickered..
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:42 pm to TheIndulger
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I removed the plates from one side one by one. After taking off the last one, the whole bar and 4 plates toppled over, making a horrendous noise. The worst part is some guy was still using it and just left for a second so we had to put it all back together.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:42 pm to ctiger69
Farted pretty loudly while doing squats next to some really hot chicks once.. Dats all i got..
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:47 pm to ctiger69
Benching 500 pounds 10 times then watching the next guy take off 400 to get his reps in
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Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:47 pm to Bourre
If you're not farting during squats I'm questioning your dedication
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:50 pm to ctiger69
Stopping at 9 reps on bench press of 550 lbs
Eta: shite sparkplug didn't see your comment
Eta: shite sparkplug didn't see your comment
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:51 pm to SabiDojo
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If you're not farting during squats I'm questioning your dedication
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:51 pm to ctiger69
I knocked over my gallon of water and it spilled all over.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:55 pm to TheIndulger
This reminds me why I always put on clips when squatting/benching no matter the fact I don't lift a ton.
Weightlifting for football I saw a kid benching, one arm starts going down and plates starts sliding off, bar whips back the other direction. Another kid walking by came about 3 inches away from having his face reconstructed.
The kid who was lifting was the kind of kid on the team that always got ragged on, so he heard about 30 "God damn it, Dierden!"
Weightlifting for football I saw a kid benching, one arm starts going down and plates starts sliding off, bar whips back the other direction. Another kid walking by came about 3 inches away from having his face reconstructed.
The kid who was lifting was the kind of kid on the team that always got ragged on, so he heard about 30 "God damn it, Dierden!"
Posted on 6/17/16 at 12:57 pm to ctiger69
Had heavy weight on the squat rack. Don't remember exact weight but it involved 3 45s per side plus a bit.
When it came time to unload the bar, I was talking with a buddy. So, I started unloading one side. Of course, you know, you can't unload all of one side of a barbell if there are 3 45s plus some on each side.
But, I'm there enjoying a good chuckle with my buddy and, I swear, I realized it as I was doing it........it was like slow motion. I took off that last 45 and holeeeee frick.
You'd be amazed how fast a barbell will flip. LOL
And yeah. Just a bit of noise. Every damned person in the gym looked up.
Not really much I could say other than to look like the dumb arse I was in that moment.
When it came time to unload the bar, I was talking with a buddy. So, I started unloading one side. Of course, you know, you can't unload all of one side of a barbell if there are 3 45s plus some on each side.
But, I'm there enjoying a good chuckle with my buddy and, I swear, I realized it as I was doing it........it was like slow motion. I took off that last 45 and holeeeee frick.
You'd be amazed how fast a barbell will flip. LOL
And yeah. Just a bit of noise. Every damned person in the gym looked up.
Not really much I could say other than to look like the dumb arse I was in that moment.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:12 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
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This reminds me why I always put on clips when squatting/benching no matter the fact I don't lift a ton.
Don't put on collars when you're benching unless you have a spotter baw.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:18 pm to bbeck
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Stopping at 9 reps on bench press of 550 lbs Eta: shite sparkplug didn't see your comment
Its ok BBeck . This the OT. We all bench 500 pounds in here. No need to apologize.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:19 pm to TheIndulger
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My embarrassing moment was when I went to a squat rack that had 4 plates on each side. Without considering physics, I removed the plates from one side one by one. After taking off the last one, the whole bar and 4 plates toppled over, making a horrendous noise. The worst part is some guy was still using it and just left for a second so we had to put it all back together.
So not only do you not know shite about the gym, you also are oblivious to other people working out....
Just stay out bro.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 1:27 pm to ctiger69
Saw a couple of chicks jogging on the treadmill. While whacking off in the stall, some dude flung the door open while clinching his arse cheeks together screaming "out of my way I can't hold it". Well, I had to finish so he shite all over the floor and himself. Pretty embarrassing walking out while some guy is trying to clean up his dookie
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