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What is your favorite stand-up comic clip?

Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:42 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:42 pm
Youtube link

You don't have no ice cream.....

Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:48 pm to
Sam Kinison
LINK
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:50 pm to
Patrice O'Neal I suck dick Maury

This is my all time favorite stand up bit, I bust up laughing every single time I watch this
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:50 pm to
I can’t possibly choose a favorite, but Bill Burr’s rant on people that say “being a mother is the most difficulty job on the planet” is up there for me.

Clip
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:51 pm to
His Arnold bit and Helicopter Story was better.

Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores (Arnold)
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 11:53 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15624 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:51 pm to
Norm Macdonalds rant about teachers

The Real Heroes

“They actually frick more students than priests.”
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 11:58 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:51 pm to
Patrice O'Neal talking about women.

LINK
Posted by gthog61
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:52 pm to
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Sam Kinison


I am sure if he was still here his set would be centered on "staying safe" and "new normal" and "all in this together"
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:53 pm to
Ralphie May making fun of the Kobe Bryant rape allegations.

"the extent of the rape evidence seems to be vaginal bruising“

“When you have a 19 year old white girl, and a 6'8" black guy, let me do the math”

LINK

Posted by fightin tigers
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:53 pm to
Posted by CoolKat
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:54 pm to
Bob Nelson Football All-stars

Gets me every time. There are many more funny comedy acts to choose from, but this clip gets me belly laughing.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:56 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

Norm Macdonalds rant about teachers
My favorite routine of his may be Alcoholism is a disease
Posted by LSUEnvy
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 12:10 am to
Lol yeah that would be great. Along with Carlin...
Posted by rowbear1922
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 12:13 am to
The Machine

YouTube

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Posted by Tiny Rick
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 12:17 am to
Chapelle “Black people don’t make good hostages”

Katt Williams “Get you some white friends”
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 12:27 am to
quote:

I can’t possibly choose a favorite, but Bill Burr’s rant on people that say “being a mother is the most difficulty job on the planet” is up there for me.


I can relate to this bit from Bill.

Black Friends, Clothes and Harlem
Posted by wasteland
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 12:29 am to
Bernie Mac slapping kids with a hammer
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 12:32 am to
Posted by LSU$$$
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 1:16 am to
I know this isn't the greatest, but I laugh every time I come across this one:

Gary Gulman Grapes vs Grapefruit

and then a classic:

Eddie Izzard Cake or Death
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