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re: What is the weirdest thing you've witnessed at Walmart?

Posted on 1/23/16 at 8:49 am to
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31630 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 8:49 am to
I once witnessed a 400lb bitch on a scooter run over the toe of an old man and heard the old man scream "you ran me over you stupid fat bitch."

Saw a lady in a tube top slam her hood of her truck and had her boobs fall out.

Both at the Wally World in Hammond, America.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31630 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 8:54 am to
Oh another one. Walmart on College in BR. Standing in line at the express checkout and had a black lady and her kid in front of me. Kid was horseplaying, mom told him to stop several times. Finally she says it again, kid turns around and says "frick you!" Mom swings her hand back like she's holding Mjornir and slaps this kids across his face then grabs him by the shirt and tells him "Don't you EVER say that word to me." Little boy didn't even cry, I think he was in shock.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
40228 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 8:57 am to
Christmas 1996 Murfreesboro,TN. saw two 300 lb slobs get in a fist fight over a Barbie Doll. Biting, hair pulling, kids in the action....awesome.
Posted by MEANGREEN65
Funkytown, TX
Member since Oct 2014
777 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:08 am to
Fairly recently I was behind two meth heads paying for 2 cans of Bud Ice and 2 packages of hair color with dimes and nikels. It was about 10am... Perhaps I should have paid attention to the news to see what type of crime they committed that day.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:09 am to
Weirdest thign is one time they had more than 2 check out lanes out of 50 open at the same time!!
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:13 am to
Posted by tigerswin03
SAINTS / PELICANS FAN
Member since Jan 2009
4715 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:13 am to
When I was younger I worked at Winn Dixie and saw some crazy shite there .....

Saw this black dude and his around 12 yo son talking to the mgr . Dad had one of them huge bags of plain mms in his hand .... Dad tells the mgr that his son stole them and asked if he wanted to press charges, mgr says no but the dad insist on paying for them ...after paying for them as they get outside the store the dad cracks the kid over the head with the bag of mms and tells the kid " now pick them up thief " ...,
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:16 am to
quote:

BobABooey


Which Central Market, baw?

We are in the middle of Fort Worth, and thankfully there isn't a WalMarks within 10 miles of us. Heaven.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:17 am to
Posted by tigerswin03
SAINTS / PELICANS FAN
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:18 am to
Another time while working at Winn Dixie this old man comes in the store holding his hand blood going everywhere, the old man shaken up is hollering for help saying he was shot ...., this old women in line checking out starts screaming I told you to quit playing with that gun ...., turns out old dude was in the car while his wife was shopping playing with his pistol and shot himself through his hand .....
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Saw this black dude and his around 12 yo son talking to the mgr . Dad had one of them huge bags of plain mms in his hand .... Dad tells the mgr that his son stole them and asked if he wanted to press charges, mgr says no but the dad insist on paying for them ...after paying for them as they get outside the store the dad cracks the kid over the head with the bag of mms and tells the kid " now pick them up thief " ...,


Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
21019 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:21 am to
Late night, one lane open, woman has 15 different WIC vouchers she is spending.


Took her a good 30 min to check out.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40368 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:22 am to
Seems like a good lesson, maybe not perfect, but he was being a Dad.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:25 am to
quote:

after paying for them as they get outside the store the dad cracks the kid over the head with the bag of mms and tells the kid " now pick them up thief " ...,


Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12732 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:26 am to
Elderly woman shitting herself... Worst part was I smelt it before I figured out what had happened.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18921 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:41 am to
My wife had me go to an attachment parenting meet and greet. It was the weirdest most socially awkward party we have ever been to. One of the ladies in that group had a 4 year old asking for "mommy milk."
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:44 am to
The freaking wal-marks by my house only has buggies, no baskets, because I guess the Indians kept stealing them. Wtf is that shite about?
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16213 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 10:21 am to
quote:

We are in the middle of Fort Worth, and thankfully there isn't a WalMarks within 10 miles of us.


This is not true. Use Google and search for WMs in Ft. Worth. From the middle of Ft Worth, there are several locations close by. I like Ft Worth - you should get out and explore it a little more than you have.

I go to the Central Market on Coit by George Bush.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 10:31 am to
TIME is so fricking irrelevant.

I saw a girl with half and half blonde and black hair right down the middle, like Two Face in Batman.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 11:10 am to
You are correct. Nearest WM is 6 miles. I'm in what is considered the WestSide of FW, but to me it's the "middle".

I'll be sure to explore my own city--thanks for the rec!
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