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re: What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?

Posted on 9/28/18 at 9:26 am to
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7628 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 9:26 am to
Payed thousands of dollars for a rock. Not even a big one.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
27007 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 10:39 am to
Was at ny friends and he had a track in his back yard. I ride dirt bikes occasionally but wasn't that good. This girl was insanely hot. Came over with his girlfriend while we were out there.

I heard her say I want to see someone do a bad arse trick.

So..dick said let's do it.

Grabbed the 250, kicked it and went off. Went over his jump. Tried to back flip. Maybe got half way through and come straight down bike on top of me. Hard. Concussed, broken collar bone, my man area was swollen for a long time. Major gashed on both legs. Was brutal.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32705 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 10:43 am to
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Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant

Hope you let her have it with the farts though
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60661 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 11:33 am to
Can we revisit this Hobby Lobby deal? You couldnt just say no?
Posted by zacata88
Member since Mar 2014
1682 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 11:35 am to
Used to drive 10 hours, 650 miles, each way on weekends to visit for ~36 hours while in a long distance relationship. Taxing and dumb.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88401 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 11:37 am to
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Can we revisit this Hobby Lobby deal? You couldnt just say no?

I'm still hung up over his driving to Marksville, twice!
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 12:37 pm to
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Put my fist through the windshield of my car


No you didn't.
Posted by OLDBEACHCOMBER
Member since Jan 2004
7513 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 12:43 pm to
Ever single thing I did because or for a girl was stupid.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14904 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 12:53 pm to
Set her up in an apartment, pay Entergy deposit, etc.
Only she was fricking someone else while I was not there.

My friends thought i was crazy for giving money to a chick that wasn't my wife or fiance.

I kicked myself for a long time because that same money would've come in handy when I got married.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5836 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:14 pm to
Didn't pull out
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:23 pm to
Most recent ex:
Punch a hole in my apt bedroom door at southgate towers: $200
Stay in Baton Rouge 2 years longer than what I intended.

Should've known it was a bad idea after i got a DWI when taking her home the first time we hung out. Then again she did bail me out...

Ex before the recent ex:

Take out a credit card to go visit a previous ex (at the time gf) who lived in Oakland: $5000
This post was edited on 9/28/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:05 pm to
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Take out a credit card to go visit a previous ex (at the time gf) who lived in Oakland: $5000


Seems a little pricey. I could fly to the other side of the world and live like a king for less.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88401 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:14 pm to
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I could fly to the other side of the world and live like a king for less.

no shite
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:35 pm to
I once helped a young Mexican woman finance her college education by paying to climb on a ladder and pee on her as she showered.

That was pretty stupid.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 5:51 pm to
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Reading through this thread got me thinking. There is something that dies in a lot of guys after their first one or two bad relationships. It's like we lose the enthusiasm and optimistic outlook on it. Its crazy what we do for that little patch of fur



Speak da truth brothuh. I’ve also read a lot of theories that despite the fact that guys put on a tough emotional front, they actually get more attached to their ladies than their ladies do to them. There is a lot of evolutionary theory and shite that goes into it that I’m way too drunk to post, but I still find it interesting.
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24824 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 6:06 pm to
Ain’t got time to read all about that because you dumb
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 8:49 pm to
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. I’ve also read a lot of theories that despite the fact that guys put on a tough emotional front, they actually get more attached to their ladies than their ladies do to them.


I can believe it. I know I've been there before.
Posted by UncleOtis
Member since Sep 2018
303 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 8:50 pm to
I put my penis in a vice grip
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22628 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 9:01 pm to
Missed the '69 moon landing because she didn't want to be late for the movie.
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
575 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 10:28 pm to
“Reading through this thread got me thinking. There is something that dies in a lot of guys after their first one or two bad relationships. It's like we lose the enthusiasm and optimistic outlook on it. Its crazy what we do for that little patch of fur”

I’m there...I’ll be 58 Monday. I focus my time and money on hobbies that excite me. Cheating wife, cheating girlfriends...I’m done. Got a track day at Barber Motorsports coming up soon, can’t wait.
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