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re: What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?
Posted on 9/28/18 at 9:26 am to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 9/28/18 at 9:26 am to Byrdybyrd05
Payed thousands of dollars for a rock. Not even a big one.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 10:39 am to Byrdybyrd05
Was at ny friends and he had a track in his back yard. I ride dirt bikes occasionally but wasn't that good. This girl was insanely hot. Came over with his girlfriend while we were out there.
I heard her say I want to see someone do a bad arse trick.
So..dick said let's do it.
Grabbed the 250, kicked it and went off. Went over his jump. Tried to back flip. Maybe got half way through and come straight down bike on top of me. Hard. Concussed, broken collar bone, my man area was swollen for a long time. Major gashed on both legs. Was brutal.
I heard her say I want to see someone do a bad arse trick.
So..dick said let's do it.
Grabbed the 250, kicked it and went off. Went over his jump. Tried to back flip. Maybe got half way through and come straight down bike on top of me. Hard. Concussed, broken collar bone, my man area was swollen for a long time. Major gashed on both legs. Was brutal.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 10:43 am to kingbob
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Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant
Hope you let her have it with the farts though
Posted on 9/28/18 at 11:33 am to kingbob
Can we revisit this Hobby Lobby deal? You couldnt just say no?
Posted on 9/28/18 at 11:35 am to tigerfoot
Used to drive 10 hours, 650 miles, each way on weekends to visit for ~36 hours while in a long distance relationship. Taxing and dumb.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 11:37 am to tigerfoot
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Can we revisit this Hobby Lobby deal? You couldnt just say no?
I'm still hung up over his driving to Marksville, twice!
Posted on 9/28/18 at 12:37 pm to TheCurmudgeon
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Put my fist through the windshield of my car
No you didn't.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 12:43 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Ever single thing I did because or for a girl was stupid.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 12:53 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Set her up in an apartment, pay Entergy deposit, etc.
Only she was fricking someone else while I was not there.
My friends thought i was crazy for giving money to a chick that wasn't my wife or fiance.
I kicked myself for a long time because that same money would've come in handy when I got married.
Only she was fricking someone else while I was not there.
My friends thought i was crazy for giving money to a chick that wasn't my wife or fiance.
I kicked myself for a long time because that same money would've come in handy when I got married.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:23 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Most recent ex:
Punch a hole in my apt bedroom door at southgate towers: $200
Stay in Baton Rouge 2 years longer than what I intended.
Should've known it was a bad idea after i got a DWI when taking her home the first time we hung out. Then again she did bail me out...
Ex before the recent ex:
Take out a credit card to go visit a previous ex (at the time gf) who lived in Oakland: $5000
Punch a hole in my apt bedroom door at southgate towers: $200
Stay in Baton Rouge 2 years longer than what I intended.
Should've known it was a bad idea after i got a DWI when taking her home the first time we hung out. Then again she did bail me out...
Ex before the recent ex:
Take out a credit card to go visit a previous ex (at the time gf) who lived in Oakland: $5000
This post was edited on 9/28/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:05 pm to FieldMink
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Take out a credit card to go visit a previous ex (at the time gf) who lived in Oakland: $5000
Seems a little pricey. I could fly to the other side of the world and live like a king for less.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:14 pm to Peazey
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I could fly to the other side of the world and live like a king for less.
no shite
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:35 pm to 777Tiger
I once helped a young Mexican woman finance her college education by paying to climb on a ladder and pee on her as she showered.
That was pretty stupid.
That was pretty stupid.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 5:51 pm to celltech1981
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Reading through this thread got me thinking. There is something that dies in a lot of guys after their first one or two bad relationships. It's like we lose the enthusiasm and optimistic outlook on it. Its crazy what we do for that little patch of fur
Speak da truth brothuh. I’ve also read a lot of theories that despite the fact that guys put on a tough emotional front, they actually get more attached to their ladies than their ladies do to them. There is a lot of evolutionary theory and shite that goes into it that I’m way too drunk to post, but I still find it interesting.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 6:06 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Ain’t got time to read all about that because you dumb
Posted on 9/28/18 at 8:49 pm to Big_Slim
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. I’ve also read a lot of theories that despite the fact that guys put on a tough emotional front, they actually get more attached to their ladies than their ladies do to them.
I can believe it. I know I've been there before.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 8:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I put my penis in a vice grip
Posted on 9/28/18 at 9:01 pm to FightnBobLafollette
Missed the '69 moon landing because she didn't want to be late for the movie.
Posted on 9/28/18 at 10:28 pm to celltech1981
“Reading through this thread got me thinking. There is something that dies in a lot of guys after their first one or two bad relationships. It's like we lose the enthusiasm and optimistic outlook on it. Its crazy what we do for that little patch of fur”
I’m there...I’ll be 58 Monday. I focus my time and money on hobbies that excite me. Cheating wife, cheating girlfriends...I’m done. Got a track day at Barber Motorsports coming up soon, can’t wait.
I’m there...I’ll be 58 Monday. I focus my time and money on hobbies that excite me. Cheating wife, cheating girlfriends...I’m done. Got a track day at Barber Motorsports coming up soon, can’t wait.
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