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What is the OTs relationship with their lawyers?

Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:09 pm
Do you send them a nice card on their birthday? Or do they only hear from you when you have a DWI or the ole lady is trying to take half your stuff?
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38795 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:11 pm to
I don't have one

Should I stop posting on ot
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67940 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:11 pm to
I only contact if needed. I feel like if I send a card and he takes the time to read it, I'll get billed for the hour.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:16 pm to
My lawyer is cool but frankly he gets enough of my money as it is.

Anyone got a female lawyer ? I've often wondered if I should have gotten some crazy go for the throat type female lawyer instead. I guess I won either way but still.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2505 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:17 pm to
i give him a hand job every time his old lady is out of town.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2420 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:18 pm to
Friends
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:18 pm to
Always have a lawyer and a doctor as friends in case shite goes south.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12526 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:19 pm to
I sleep with her event night. I’m the big spoon.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25949 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:20 pm to
We have a very intimate relationship. I frick myself once or twice daily.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9383 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:21 pm to
Thank God I never need a lawyer. No frickery going on in my life and I'm thankful .
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15811 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:22 pm to
Don’t have one.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12739 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:23 pm to
Oral.

No butt stuff….







…yet
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:36 pm to
Bottle of scotch for Christmas.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1834 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:38 pm to
My retainer is enough, baw
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:51 pm to
As a lawyer let me say if would be great if any client ever called to just say hi, thanks for getting them millions of dollars years ago which they have spent or invested wisely, they are doing well, sorry to hear I had cancer or anything like that. In 40 years it’s rarely ever happened. That said I don’t call them either.

I have very good relationships with my current and former clients, they all have my cell number and know can call me anytime, and they are always friendly when I see them and source of most all of my other clients but that just never happens. Even people I have spent tons of time helping for no cost.

That’s just the way it is, nobody calls a lawyer unless they are in trouble or need help. We don’t expect anything else, when I see a client call I know that’s the situation.

That said I hunt and fish with many people that are former clients, usually friends first then I help them with something but sometimes the other way around. We just talk talk about legal shite. We are just tools people use
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12179 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:51 pm to
46 years old. Never had the need to contact a lawyer.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I sleep with her event night

That’s what we call it too
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16172 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 3:01 pm to
Wrong thread
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 3:02 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

I sleep with her event night. I’m the big spoon.
”Big Spoon” as a TD handle is available.

You’re welcome, those of you needing an alter.
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