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re: What is the OT position on prostate massage?
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:15 pm to Willie Stroker
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:15 pm to Willie Stroker
Must be something to it cause there is a proliferation of it on porn sites.
Or so I'm told.
Or so I'm told.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:23 pm to Willie Stroker
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massage a prostate? Details please.
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Asking for a friend.
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Willie Stroker
What's his name?
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:27 pm to Martini
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My Dr checked my prostate. Had hands like Shaquille O Neil. I was fricking singing soprano
Yeah, mine did too. I thought I was in the clear because he was Asian. It felt like he was in there far enough initially, and I didn't think it was so bad. So I breathed and relaxed. Then that fricker went in deeper to a depth I thought was impossible. Dude literally took my breath away. I couldn't speak. All I could do was pound my fist against the wall, hoping he would understand that he needed to get way the frick out of my a-hole.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:30 pm to Willie Stroker
Did he call you after at least?
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:31 pm to Willie Stroker
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Willie Stroker
??
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:32 pm to 19
If both hands are on your shoulders it's not a prostate exam.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:32 pm to Slippy
I know this is a good joke thread, but damn, your woman can massage your prostate w/o going up the arse. I mean she ain't determining whether or not you have prostate issues or fingering your a-hole for her pleasure.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:21 pm to Slippy
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A proper prostate massage will change your outlook on life.
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Don't knock it til you try it
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Wait until you get a rimjob. Now that's a party
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Think of how good a BJ is.
Okay.
Now a BJ with a finger in the arse is 10x better.
These guys all get it. Sounds like youve been missing out...
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:25 pm to Slippy
It's an eye opener for sure. Remedial class need not apply. If a beej is like a nice glass of diet coke, a prostate massage beej is like dropping a few mentos in it. Tadow! 
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:02 pm to 19
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Did he call you after at least?
If he had called me, do you really think I would be asking these questions?
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