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re: What is the OT position on prostate massage?

Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38223 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:15 pm to
Must be something to it cause there is a proliferation of it on porn sites.



Or so I'm told.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4867 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:23 pm to
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massage a prostate? Details please.

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Asking for a friend.
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Willie Stroker

What's his name?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17109 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:27 pm to
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My Dr checked my prostate. Had hands like Shaquille O Neil. I was fricking singing soprano


Yeah, mine did too. I thought I was in the clear because he was Asian. It felt like he was in there far enough initially, and I didn't think it was so bad. So I breathed and relaxed. Then that fricker went in deeper to a depth I thought was impossible. Dude literally took my breath away. I couldn't speak. All I could do was pound my fist against the wall, hoping he would understand that he needed to get way the frick out of my a-hole.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:30 pm to
Did he call you after at least?
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23349 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48414 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:31 pm to
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Willie Stroker


??
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:32 pm to
If both hands are on your shoulders it's not a prostate exam.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:32 pm to
I know this is a good joke thread, but damn, your woman can massage your prostate w/o going up the arse. I mean she ain't determining whether or not you have prostate issues or fingering your a-hole for her pleasure.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:21 pm to
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A proper prostate massage will change your outlook on life.

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Don't knock it til you try it

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Wait until you get a rimjob. Now that's a party

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Think of how good a BJ is.

Okay.

Now a BJ with a finger in the arse is 10x better.



These guys all get it. Sounds like youve been missing out...
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 9:23 pm
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:25 pm to
It's an eye opener for sure. Remedial class need not apply. If a beej is like a nice glass of diet coke, a prostate massage beej is like dropping a few mentos in it. Tadow!
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17109 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:02 pm to
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Did he call you after at least?


If he had called me, do you really think I would be asking these questions?
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