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re: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:35 pm to
I wondered when someone would reference the imgur/Reddit thread.

I considered transcribing that joke....,but figured it was too close to ban worthy.
This post was edited on 7/10/18 at 10:36 pm
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:36 pm to
Where did Susie go during the bombing??

Everywhere


What’s yellow,black,and can’t swim??
A school bus full of children in the lake
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

s?
I wondered when someone would reference the imgur/Reddit thread.

I considered transcribing that joke....,but figured it was too close to ban worthy.


Thought those are the safe ones, not touching white on top one
Posted by hg
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:42 pm to
I liked the 2nd joke I must admit.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30374 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:20 pm to
Seriously fricked up, but anyone remember the old Christopher Reeves song which was sung to the tune of the Superman Theme from the OG movies?

I’m Christopher Reeves
I need a machine to breathe
Can’t feel my legs
SHELL OF A MAN!
Confined to a chair
I just sit and stare
I guess I should just
KILL MYSELF
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:30 pm to
I laughed harder than I should have.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:52 pm to
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They re-arranged the furniture.

How did Helen Keller’s maid punish her?
She left the plunger in the toilet.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:02 am to
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Goddammit, DavidtheGnome quits posting shite jokes and you decide to take up his slack?
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:04 am to
How did Helen Keller masturbate?

She rubbed herself with one hand and moaned with the other.

How do you change a fruit into a vegetable?

Turn a 600 pound white tiger loose on him.

Did you know that Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV



This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 1:25 am
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66474 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 1:12 am to
What’s the difference between an Iraqi School and a Terrorist Training Camp?
















I don’t know, I’m just a drone pilot.
Posted by RAG1N_T1GER77
Member since Feb 2018
144 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:01 am to
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How did Helen Keller masturbate? 

She read her own lips  


FIFY
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 3:52 am to
Et tu Tyga.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:59 am to
It's Christopher REEVE, dammit!
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20467 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:42 am to
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
No? Neither has he.

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