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re: What is the nastiest personal hygiene habit you know someone has?

Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:28 pm to
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A troubled teenage girl some one my in-laws had started fostering would shite before taking a shower and not wipe at all. Just shite, then hop in the shower. They couldn't break her of it.



Um..How exactly would they know this if she was a teenager? I doubt she has entire turds on her arse that are not going down the drain or something.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7225 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:33 pm to
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Um..How exactly would they know this if she was a teenager? I doubt she has entire turds on her arse that are not going down the drain or something.


Maybe they realized she wasn't using any toilet paper.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38691 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:34 pm to
I managed a bar and we had a "Norm from Cheers" regular who spent every minute away from his job sitting at the same seat at the bar. We could tell if the bartender hadn't wiped down the bar at the end of the night, because the next morning we'd find skin flakes and red hairs from the guy's arms and beard all over his "area".
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:35 pm to
Edit: off-topic/not allowed to be polite

E2: Ive never censored myself here, don't want to start now- it bothered me so I returned, & the fact remains she is quite beautiful. Nothing more, nothing less to say. I compliment on a daily basis when it's warranted, & IDGAF about most stupid @$$ social rules that don't hurt anybody.
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This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 12:02 am
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21962 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:37 pm to
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Awful to post but I recently dated a girl who wanted me to finish in so she could sleep with it in... Never wanted a wipe up, off or drip out. Couldn't handle it. Out.


Girl was a freak for you and you didn't even appreciate!
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 4:38 pm
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:37 pm to
My 4yrd old kid picks his nose often and doesn't wipe that well.


So I say my kid.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:39 pm to
They would have to be monitoring her toilet paper use pretty closely to reach that conclusion
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

I managed a bar and we had a "Norm from Cheers" regular who spent every minute away from his job sitting at the same seat at the bar. We could tell if the bartender hadn't wiped down the bar at the end of the night, because the next morning we'd find skin flakes and red hairs from the guy's arms and beard all over his "area


Good lord! Some of these are so gag-worthy,
mundane things I never think about like checking my mail are going to take on a whole new life for me.
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

A troubled teenage girl some one my in-laws had started fostering would shite before taking a shower and not wipe at all. Just shite, then hop in the shower. They couldn't break her of it.



Not sure what's wrong with this. I do it on the reg. Hell it saves TP.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:44 pm to
in college had a roommate one year who would "forget" to flush the toilet. Thought this was funny as shite..literally.
Posted by LSUJuicer
Member since Jan 2013
3990 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:45 pm to
A guy we worked with never showered or used deodorant. Our job is fairly physical labor and on your feet twelve hours a day. Usually in the summer you never see A/C and you are I a movie set with 30 people in the room and high powered lights on. His smell was so bad one day I was on a ladder rigging a light above a window. He was nice and stood at the bottom of the ladder for me. All of a sudden the smell travelled up and I gagged. I quickly got off the ladder and told him I forgot something. He was always questioned about if he showers. His response was that his wife was really turned on by his smell.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

What is the nastiest personal hygiene habit you know someone has?


A guy in the office exits a stall from pumping mud and always heads immediately to the exit without washing his hands.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:49 pm to
That is really terrible
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21962 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:56 pm to
Years ago I worked a second job as a "houseman" for a rich and very eccentric couple. The woman was earthy Euro-hippyish and the man was smart about some things but lacked all common sense or any kind of ability to do handiwork or simple household repairs.

He paid me to do things like set up furniture, hang pictures and light fixtures, small paint jobs, etc., and even small cleaning jobs.

One day, he asked me to "clean the wood floors" in one of the upstairs bedrooms (house was huge with 5-6 bedrooms). This was a room I had never been in. He told me to go to the store to buy "whatever I needed" to clean the floor, and he said no more.

Well, I soon found out what was up. There was a double-bed sized feather mattress on the floor that was covered in old dried blood that had leaked all the way through to the floor. I didn't know what to make of it, and was worried that I was cleaning up a crime scene, so I went down to ask him about it. He told me that his wife gave birth to all 3 of their children at home. Apparently, his wife had used that room as a birthing room for at least their last child, who was 3 years old.

I asked him how he wanted me to dispose of the mattress, and he told me, no don't throw it out, just to clean it as best I could since his wife wanted to keep it for sentimental reasons.

I had put up with some crazy stuff from those folks, but that was just too much. I told him that I thought the regular cleaning crew should handle that and I was just going to do handi-work around the house. A couple of days later I quit. It was just too weird, even though the money was good and the work was light and easy.
Posted by CharlieDay
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
422 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

A troubled teenage girl some one my in-laws had started fostering would shite before taking a shower and not wipe at all. Just shite, then hop in the shower. They couldn't break her of it.


If I shite before a shower then I'm not wiping before getting in. Waste of TP.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 5:03 pm
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41384 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 4:58 pm to
I don't believe you. At least I don't want to believe you.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:02 pm to
An old roommate would stick

(1) Little balled up globs of toilet paper stuck in his arse on the shower walls,
(2) Pubes, body hair on shower walls, and
(3) Wouldn't wash off pubes, body hair on bars of soap.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 5:05 pm
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:02 pm to
Got an Environmental Engineer in the office that picks blackheads off his neck and eats them.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62193 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Keep floss in yall desk or in vehicle..


Is this just coonass type, or do you really speak this way?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 5:05 pm to
A girl I grew up with's mom would floss her teeth and then eat the bits of food off the floss.
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