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What is the matter with you?

Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:24 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70712 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:24 pm
I love this phrase.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
5949 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:28 pm to
How much time you got?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11430 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:32 pm to
I cant stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle.
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
5166 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:33 pm to
Something around the range of seven (~)octillion atoms.
This post was edited on 6/5/25 at 10:39 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130691 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:36 pm to
"Don't worry, the smell will hit you soon enough."
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14672 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:37 pm to
That's the response I get when I tell a joke...
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
66 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:40 pm to
Mom?
I didn't know you were on TD?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118099 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:42 pm to
It will save you time if I told you what isn't the matter with me.
Posted by hambones
LA
Member since Nov 2014
1065 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

"Don't worry, the smell will hit you soon enough."


“Don’t worry. It tastes better than it smells”
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
21375 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:47 pm to
It's you.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70712 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:50 pm to
quote:


It will save you time if I told you what isn't the matter with me.


What Yallternative band did you steal that line from?
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17740 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

What is the matter with you?
my standard reply:

What isn't?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130691 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by DamnGood86
Member since Aug 2019
1191 posts
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:54 pm to
Get a job.
Posted by Rambler
Coastal Landmass
Member since Jan 2011
1446 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 1:44 am to
quote:

What is the matter with you?


My response: I have a brain tumor. What's your excuse?
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1495 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 2:12 am to
I'm 45 years old and everything hurts except for my hair.
Posted by Tiger Ike
SW Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
1620 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 2:18 am to
The people I work with have sold out but I have to much pride to quit
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11527 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:02 am to
I’m good.

The rest of the world is fricked.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
920 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:23 am to
"What are you looking at?"

This one is my favorite.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23495 posts
Posted on 6/6/25 at 7:59 am to
quote:

I cant stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle.

You a big boy? How big?
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