re: What is the lowest thing you have ever done to get laid?

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Fat girls need love too

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Everyone deserves a shot at the title.

I ran into my friends recently divorced Mom at a bar along with plenty of other people I knew, including his ex girlfriend. He was supposed to come over to my apartment later, but I called and told him that the ex wanted him to come to the bar and talk. He went to the bar and his Mom came to the apartment instead. I was 22 and she was 46 and fine. I couldn't lose that opportunity.

I had to jack a dude off in order to frick his wife.

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I had to jack a dude off in order to frick his wife.

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It's only gay if you're aroused.

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Well, one of you were aroused, sooooo....

There was a girl in the apartment next to mine when I was in college.

She had a 8.5 body but a 4.5 face. (Rough teeth)

Very fun girl who had a crush on me. I knew I would never date her. I told her we were just friends and she said “How can you know until we at least kiss?”

So I kissed her and got curious about her body so I acted like I was really into it. Got her naked and the deed was done. She asked me what I thought now?

Told her it was a “heat of the moment” and avoided her the rest of the semester.

Feel guilty about it now that I brought it back to memory again.

I suck.

Girl I knew who had 3 kids and the father had abandoned her and them was about to lose her car which in turn meant she would lose her job because she would have no way to get to work. She was bawling her eyes out and I told her I’d get her car payments current if she slept with me.

She did it.

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Do gay dudes get aroused when the doctor tells them to cough?

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Only if it's a male doctor

ETA: I'm only guessing

No idea. I've never been aroused by a doctor giving a hernia check. You specified a hand job.

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It's only gay if you're aroused.

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Like you can actually jack a dude off without getting a boner. I’ve tried and it’s literally impossible…homo.