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What Is The Funniest Thing You Remember From Your Younger Days
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:34 pm
For some reason, when I try to post a link it keeps closing out and asking me if I want to reopen chrome, but there is a barstool video posted today of a dude on a bike and the front wheel falls of.. It reminded me of something that happened when I was about 11-12 years old.
I lived next to this kid who was the same age as I was. He was a dumbass momma's boy and one day he decided he was going to build a ramp. He used a piece of plywood, a crate and duct tape to make it. He basically wrapped the duct tape around the plywood and crate just to keep it from moving. When he got it how he wanted it, he went inside and got his momma to come out and watch him.
He goes down the street so he could go as fast as he could, he hits the ramp, goes in the air and the front tire falls off in mid air. He bounces off the handle bars and plants right into the road. He was crying because he was all scrapped up and his momma runs in the road to see about him and for some reason I couldn't help myself. I started laughing my arse off. It was the funniest shite I ever seen. He was the type of kid who thought he was all cool and liked to do stupid shite to show off and when the tire came off, he had the look of terror on his face.
Me telling it doesn't do the story any justice, but I laugh to this day thinking about that shite.
I lived next to this kid who was the same age as I was. He was a dumbass momma's boy and one day he decided he was going to build a ramp. He used a piece of plywood, a crate and duct tape to make it. He basically wrapped the duct tape around the plywood and crate just to keep it from moving. When he got it how he wanted it, he went inside and got his momma to come out and watch him.
He goes down the street so he could go as fast as he could, he hits the ramp, goes in the air and the front tire falls off in mid air. He bounces off the handle bars and plants right into the road. He was crying because he was all scrapped up and his momma runs in the road to see about him and for some reason I couldn't help myself. I started laughing my arse off. It was the funniest shite I ever seen. He was the type of kid who thought he was all cool and liked to do stupid shite to show off and when the tire came off, he had the look of terror on his face.
Me telling it doesn't do the story any justice, but I laugh to this day thinking about that shite.
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:39 pm to OweO
tldr
stuffed a mailbox in my teacher's car
stuffed a mailbox in my teacher's car
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:52 pm to OweO
Probably just some of my jokes I guess
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:53 pm to philly444
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stuffed a mailbox in my teacher's car
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:57 pm to OweO
Several of us kids were shooting off estes rockets. We decided we would light just the rocket motor. The thing took off and hit one of the kids in the forehead, bounced off and went flying down the street under a parked car. It left a knot on his head. Lol
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:59 pm to OweO
I was out with friends and this one friend passes out at the bar (the owner was a friend of ours). One of the girls in our group decides draw on his face with a sharpie (dicks, swastikas). She finishes and he wakes up. He had no idea and non of us said anything to him. We all leave and he wants to go out to another bar. So I take him F&M. We get in there and he keeps telling me that these chicks are checking him out. He ends up going into the bathroom when he comes out he was pissed. I couldn't help but just laugh and the chicks figured out what was happening and started to laugh hysterically.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:06 pm to Athis
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I was out with friends and this one friend passes out at the bar (the owner was a friend of ours). One of the girls in our group decides draw on his face with a sharpie (dicks, swastikas). She finishes and he wakes up. He had no idea and non of us said anything to him. We all leave and he wants to go out to another bar. So I take him F&M. We get in there and he keeps telling me that these chicks are checking him out. He ends up going into the bathroom when he comes out he was pissed. I couldn't help but just laugh and the chicks figured out what was happening and started to laugh hysterically.
Damn, yall took him out with dicks and swastikas on him?
We did something like this to a friend. We were at an apartment and he passed out. The person's apartment we were at had a male chihuahua that wasn't fixed.. Someone picked him up and rubbed the dogs nuts all over his face, then we started drawing on him. He had no idea until the next morning. He was getting ready to go to church, put his clothes on, went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror then went back to bed.. He didn't talk to us for about a week.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:07 pm to OweO
I accidentally popped a boner in the shower after PE. It’s funny now, and it was funny then.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:18 pm to OweO
The ugliest guy in school and the ugliest girl got in a knockdown drag out fight at school.
Nobody was rooting for a winner. Just morbidly fascinated by the spectacle
Nobody was rooting for a winner. Just morbidly fascinated by the spectacle
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:27 pm to OweO
Just to give a little context:
I grew up in a small town. My dad was this nerdy dude who was always bumbling around. Well his brother, who’s this huge jock dickhead, talked shite to him one day and made a bet with him. One thing leads to another and my dad and uncle are both coaching midget football against each other.
Well, during the big game, it came time for kickoff, and our freaking place kicker kicked the holder square in the nuts! I was rolling
I grew up in a small town. My dad was this nerdy dude who was always bumbling around. Well his brother, who’s this huge jock dickhead, talked shite to him one day and made a bet with him. One thing leads to another and my dad and uncle are both coaching midget football against each other.
Well, during the big game, it came time for kickoff, and our freaking place kicker kicked the holder square in the nuts! I was rolling
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:32 pm to Tactical Insertion
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:33 pm to OweO
When I was in high school, we had a coach that drove a S10 truck. There was about 6 of us that picked up the arse end and turned it sideways between 2 vehicles.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:34 pm to OweO
you are to posting what Peej is to sports betting
jesus, youre so bad at this its almost fascinating
but youre so self-obsessed it still manages to be boring
jesus, youre so bad at this its almost fascinating
but youre so self-obsessed it still manages to be boring
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:36 pm to OweO
One time I was riding my bike and my uncle hit me in the face with a raw steak.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:37 pm to LZ83
quote:were these the girls that we in gymnastics with you?
There was about 6 of us that picked up the arse end and turned it sideways between 2 vehicles.
its kinda hot
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:39 pm to llfshoals
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The ugliest guy in school and the ugliest girl got in a knockdown drag out fight at school.
Nobody was rooting for a winner. Just morbidly fascinated by the spectacle
The ugly part reminds me of something. My freshman year in HS, there was a kid who thought he was cool as hell, but he was this pimpled face kid with spiked hair and all the girls thought he was gross. When it came to vote for "cutest guy, cutest girl,etc" for the year book. Someone came up with the idea to get as many people as possible to vote for him and he ended up winning and it gave him way too much confidence. I just remember my brother looking through my yearbook and asked me "is something wrong with this kid?" and he showed me the dude who was voted the cutest and I asked what he meant and he said is he retarded or something and people voted for him because they felt sorry for him? I told him no and he said "someone has to be fricking with him" and then I told him the story, but it was funny because my brother thought the only way possible he would have won was if he was retarded or something.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:40 pm to OWLFAN86
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were these the girls that we in gymnastics with you?
I have trouble understanding what you mean because you don't finish spelling words.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:41 pm to OweO
Never been a bigger "guess you had to be there" OT thread.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:43 pm to OweO
quote:how do you know I wasn't finished ?
because you don't finish spelling words.
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:45 pm to OweO
I remember this every once in a while and giggle like the immature little shite that I still kind of am.
When I was a freshman in high school one of my friends got punish work for disrupting class. He had to write front and back on a piece of loose leaf something like, "I will not disturb Coach Evans' class." He was doing the punish work at our table before school started the morning it was due and had gotten about three quarters of a page done. We convinced and bribed him with like 4 packs of cigarettes to finish the lines as "Coach Evans is dead sexy. (I'm not gay.)" and turn it in.
I wasn't in the class with him. Apparently he almost got away with it, but Coach Evans had to look at the reverse side of that piece of paper and responded, "Man, you're a weird bird." Then he gave him double the original punish work.
When I was a freshman in high school one of my friends got punish work for disrupting class. He had to write front and back on a piece of loose leaf something like, "I will not disturb Coach Evans' class." He was doing the punish work at our table before school started the morning it was due and had gotten about three quarters of a page done. We convinced and bribed him with like 4 packs of cigarettes to finish the lines as "Coach Evans is dead sexy. (I'm not gay.)" and turn it in.
I wasn't in the class with him. Apparently he almost got away with it, but Coach Evans had to look at the reverse side of that piece of paper and responded, "Man, you're a weird bird." Then he gave him double the original punish work.
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