re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Remember From Your Younger Days

We were having a bottle rocket war one night. Bottle rocket I threw hit and lands in my buddy's coat pocket, settling off 20-plus bottle rockets stashed in there. His coat catches on fire. Burns only first degree, fortunately. He shed that coat in a hurry.

Same buddy sees what looks like an illicit tryst at a neighborhood school parking lot one night. Girl pulls up in one car, parks, waits. Guy pulls up in another car, parks. Gets into girl's car, and they leave. My buddy decides righteously that something dicey is going down. He goes and carefully drops a turd on the driver's door handle. We get into the bushes and wait. You can just imagine the guy's reaction when he grabbed that door handle to leave.

Junior high. Goofy dude is bullied and reviled. He is a little psycho to boot. One day, little punk tough guy crosses the line, and "Pacey Bird" goes off. Jumps on the little bully, pins him down, and tries to gouge his eyes out with his thumbs. We pulled Pace off in time. Little punk punked bad and permanently. Horselaughs for life for him, could never bully anyone again.

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He goes and carefully drops a turd on the driver's door handle. We get into the bushes and wait. You can just imagine the guy's reaction when he grabbed that door handle to leave.

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or the time______stabbed a hooker

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Let me guess, you got hit by the potato gun and Fred stabbed a hooker.

Niles, another total nerd, was the only kid in junior high that actually liked the stewed prunes. He asked others could he have theirs; yeah, sure. I asked him if he was going for the school record. He says IDK, what is it? I said 23. So we gather up prunes to supply for his "record" breaking attempt. He really struggles with the last few, almost gagging. Then he finishes #24, and stands to celebrate his triumph. Bully at table asks Niles what's that on his elbows. Niles lifts his elbows to look, and bully sucker-punches him in the belly. Puke covers the whole table, everybody scrambling to get away. Bully suspended for three days... but might have done Niles a favor in the long run, if you know what I mean...

In the Jazz Loft

Still have your cut glass Rice crystal shot glass plus about 700 more shot glasses

Why are you such a bitch?

My senior buddies and I in high school hanging out at a friends house at like midnight. Across the street lived a hot as hell junior gal who was dating a senior classmate of ours. He was over on a Friday night until parents got home

Next door someone was building a new house and had a port-a-pot in the front yard.

The gang and I decided to pick up the toilet and put it in the back of the guys truck and leave it.

We waited for him to come outside and see what faced him. His hands on his head and yelling some obcentities, he had to leave because her parents were home and it’s time for him to go. He had no choice but to drive off with this in his truck. We were hiding around the side of the house dying laughing.

He leaves and we follow. He turns down a few side roads and stops and lets down his tail gate. He then has to step on the gas as fast his his four banger S10 allowed for the toilet to fall off into the middle of the road and then takes off fast into the night

We then had to gather ourselves from laughter until we watched a big truck come down the road and smack the toilet into the ditch.

After a shock and awe moment, We hauled arse and continued the laugh fest. Of course it was dangerous and not as funny being old now but at the time it was enough to laugh about for weeks.