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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:01 pm to DollaChoppa
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:01 pm to DollaChoppa
I thought chocolate milk only came from brown cows.
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:11 pm to DollaChoppa
*Stuck in traffic trying to turn left into a store*
"If I ever own a store someday, I'm going to put it on the right side of the road..."
"If I ever own a store someday, I'm going to put it on the right side of the road..."
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:13 pm to DollaChoppa
1st date with this chick:
Girl: What religion are you?
Me: Catholic.
Girl: (condesendingly) Oh...
Me: Why do you say it like that?
Girl: I'm not sure I can date someone that does not believe in God.
Me: Well, okay...
Drover her home and didn't get out the car.
Girl: What religion are you?
Me: Catholic.
Girl: (condesendingly) Oh...
Me: Why do you say it like that?
Girl: I'm not sure I can date someone that does not believe in God.
Me: Well, okay...
Drover her home and didn't get out the car.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:24 pm to RummelTiger
I recently went on a hunting trip to Alberta, Canada that I had planned for almost a year. My wife tells her dad I was going to Colorado and my 17yo daughter says no, he's going to Kansas. 
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:25 pm to RummelTiger
good job manPosted on 12/15/14 at 10:25 pm to DollaChoppa
"So, is the Underground Railroad still around or are the trains like in a museum now?" 
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:38 pm to DollaChoppa
Will you marry me now
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:00 pm to namvet6566
Wife's friend explaining to us how a deer ran out in front of her while driving: "It just skeeted all across the road."
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:01 pm to DollaChoppa
"Your fourhead is called a fourhead bc that's how many fingers it takes to cover it. That's why they call people with a big fourhead a five head"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:07 pm to tigerbru17
She had never been on a plane before and she thought they went about the same speed as a car
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:18 pm to DollaChoppa
she thought the capital of FL was Destin.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:27 pm to DollaChoppa
How many quarters are there in a football game.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:34 pm to DollaChoppa
why do you always pull out?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 12:31 am to RummelTiger
I had an incident similar to this occur. Told the girl I was not a follower of Catholicism, and she said "Oh... So you don't believe in God?"
I think I had another one that thought Rosa Parks was the first woman to fly across the world
I think I had another one that thought Rosa Parks was the first woman to fly across the world
Posted on 12/16/14 at 1:04 am to LSUsuperfresh
My ex believed every story in the bible is literally true
Posted on 12/16/14 at 1:22 am to DollaChoppa
Dated a girl (She was a Freshman and I a senior at LSU). She thought electric companies only charged for what you used in air conditioning and charge cards never needed to be paid back. She was a great girl but we never really hit it off. I am pretty sure she is a pediatrician in Baton Rouge now...
Posted on 12/16/14 at 1:41 am to ShermanTxTiger
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charge cards never needed to be paid back
well, I guess when daddy gets the bill...
Posted on 12/16/14 at 2:51 am to lsuwontonwrap
That the civil war was in the 1900's can't remember exactly the date she said though but obviously she's not even in the right century
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:15 am to PrideofTheSEC
Got off a cruise ship in Alaska with a girlfriend...we are waiting for a shuttle to take us whale watching.
She says, "someone must of spilled something, the smell of pine sol is very strong right here."
I point to the giant mountain of Pine trees 20 yards from us, "I think that's actually pine trees."
She says, "someone must of spilled something, the smell of pine sol is very strong right here."
I point to the giant mountain of Pine trees 20 yards from us, "I think that's actually pine trees."
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:05 am to rsylve
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Not a girlfriend but a female member of my family. Driving across a narrow bridge and passed a no tailgating sign. Her response "why they need that sign up here? Where they gonna put the BBQ pit?"
I giggled.
Dated this girl junior yr @lsu - sweet girl but just not really there. We were tailgating before a home game and her purse strap got caught in chair and she wanted a knife to cut the strap because she couldn't figure out how to untangle the purse strap. That was probably our last date.
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