re: what is the craziest sex story you have had or have heard from a friend?

....I've told this one before. It got the thread wacked.


When I was in my third year of college, I was messing around with this sexy little goth who was more lesbian than straight. One night her friend joined and about three hours into the night, her friend got her period. Rather than ending the party, things got real dark real fast.

We started smearing the blood on our hands and spanking each other and drawing things with the blood all over each other. Pentagrams, random Celtic runes, whatever we could think of. And as soon as the things were drawn... We licked them off.

Whenever I hear ANYONE brag about the wild crazy sex they have had... I can quite confidently say they may as well be amish.


This same story upset mikelbr because he lost the most perverted contest.

It's all fun and games until you find some clots.

For real though, you're disgusting

So I was banging this chick with the lights off. Going at it hard for about an hour or so. Finally finish, turn the lights on, and it looked like a murder scene.

There
Was
Blood
EVERYWHERE

Sheets, pillows, on us, on the walls, headboard, floor, you name it.

Apparently I had knocked something loose in there and we didn't know it in the dark.

Thanks, Charlie Manson.

I know those things can fit a lot

Ages and ages ago, back in the aftermath of the break up of the old practice of athletic dorms, I was living in a small dorm, and working as a Resident Assistant, when they told me I'd get the basketball team on my one wing of the building (the building dated back to the 40s)-- so it was an athletic dorm, essentially, without violating the letter of the rules. 14 basketball players and me, from the summer session on to the fall. I also had a 30 hour a week paid in cash, outside job, that I had to keep quiet about, or I'd lose my on campus job. It worked well in summer, but crushed my social life, into the fall.

The guys and I got along pretty well, and they gave me shite about my cold streak as summer turned to fall; I turned a healthy blind eye, in the interest of our basketball team's well being-- these were the days when you still had to sign visiting 'guests' in, and have them out by midnight on a weeknight, or 2am on the weekend.

Anyway, I finally am ready to break my streak, with this girl I'd been trying to work around my work schedule, and everything is going well in my dorm room, well past visitation hours, where I've got her stripped down and ready to go, when I hear one of the basketball players yell 'shite, room check coming.' - RA's would switch off duty nights, and if we had a report of a girl, we'd have to check all rooms on the sub-wing. I panic, and grab her, toss one of my oversized sweatshirts on her, and hustle her off to the communal bathroom w/showers, so she won't be in my dorm room at the check.

The Duty RA comes in just as I leave her in there. He does his check, no worries. I hustle down to the bathroom, and find her showering. I say screw it, everyone on the team knows what's going on, so we get at it in the shower. The guys figure this out, and when we come out of the bathroom, they were lined up in the hall like they were doing starting lineup intros.

She was mortified, but I high-fived them all, on the way back to my room. Later, one of them said they'd called the desk, because they thought doing it would be funny.

I miss college.

On my senior cruise about 12 of us went with our parents.

On the second day this older lady (probably 45-50, definitely a milf) started chatting me (who was shredded up from playing sports for four years, so I wasnt a bad looking dude at the time) up after one of my friends who had been talking to her daughter had run into us.

Well a few days later the lady ran into me at a bar and was just buying me shot after shot and my friends left to go to the hot tub and she told me to stay. About 20 minutes later after I was shitfaced she asked me to walk her back to her room and I obliged. Well I ended fricking this broad and mid thrust the door slams open and it' say friend and her daughter and no one said a word and we just all banged out our bitches and then my friend and I left. We didn't switch up or anything, but it was all in one open room.

One of the weirdest nights of my entire life.

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