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re: what is the craziest sex story you have had or have heard from a friend?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:15 pm to mrbootychedda
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:15 pm to mrbootychedda
I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:15 pm to mrbootychedda
I was 17 once
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:15 pm to Rox
I thought it was a pretty crazy story pox
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:16 pm to mrbootychedda
Got a beej once in exchange for some Mardi Gras beads.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:16 pm to mrbootychedda
I drove to Eunice from Kenner for a threesome and then immediately drove back because I had work the next morning. Six hours of driving for about two hours of sex. Not one of my best decisions but the dry spell was miserable lol.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:17 pm to MasCervezas
Go on
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:17 pm to Walt OReilly
We know you did Walt, we know you did.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:18 pm to mrbootychedda
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there is a reason my nickname is mrbootychedda
Because you don't wash your arse?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:20 pm to saint tiger225
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I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
Man that's crazy!
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:21 pm to Mr. Hangover
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Dude still hit raw
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:25 pm to mrbootychedda
I met this ugly lesbian one night. She couldn't get any women to bang her because she was so ugly. Like gorilla biscuit ugly. Chew your own arm off ugly.
So after I fricked her - she laid back in bed and ripped a fart that would bring tears to your eyes. She said "one nothing." I was wondering what the hell was going on. She leaned back and ripped another one. 'Two nothing". I thought "I've got to give this bitch a run for her money."
So I ripped a big fart and said "2-1" I laid back and blew another big fart and said "2 all." She looked at me and said "you're fricking good."
Then she strained real hard to fart and she shite the bed. She said "halftime, change sides."
That's my crazy story.
So after I fricked her - she laid back in bed and ripped a fart that would bring tears to your eyes. She said "one nothing." I was wondering what the hell was going on. She leaned back and ripped another one. 'Two nothing". I thought "I've got to give this bitch a run for her money."
So I ripped a big fart and said "2-1" I laid back and blew another big fart and said "2 all." She looked at me and said "you're fricking good."
Then she strained real hard to fart and she shite the bed. She said "halftime, change sides."
That's my crazy story.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 7:49 am
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:25 pm to MasCervezas
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dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
Yeah, but how were the titties? Her nipples? What were they like?
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:28 pm to saint tiger225
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Oh damn, are we talking that kind of crazy? My bad.
Exactly. Don't let anybody tell you there is no such thing as hitting it too hard.
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In 1996, Sandra Orellana and her boss, Robert Salazar, were engaged in something sexual on an eighth-floor balcony of a Sheraton in Los Angeles. During the encounter, Orellana changed position and fell to her death. Salazar was tried for her murder, but found not guilty.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:30 pm to mrbootychedda
I have a buddy that brought a girl home from Tigerland one night, they fricked nothing special from his story I guess. But we went out a few nights later and she walks up to him and says "Hey, you're an a-hole." A little startled, my buddy says "...uhhh why?" With a straight face she blurts out "You punctured my cervix the other night, I had to have a procedure to get it fixed."
All of us heard it and all of us started dying laughing except for our buddy. He's a nervous guy and he immediately started stuttering and stammering and sweating and had to leave to bar for a second.
Me, myself, I don't really know if I have a very crazy one.
All of us heard it and all of us started dying laughing except for our buddy. He's a nervous guy and he immediately started stuttering and stammering and sweating and had to leave to bar for a second.
Me, myself, I don't really know if I have a very crazy one.
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:31 pm to mrbootychedda
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:34 pm to mrbootychedda
Heard of some people a few years back that went into the Southeastern UC and did it on center court
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:36 pm to mrbootychedda
I had sex with my husband for the first time after I a series of major surgeries. We didnt get wild or anything. Afterwards, i fell to the floor and was in such pain (in my chest) I could not get up.
So off we got to the hospital and he had to carry me in. They send me for xrays, mri, etc. The xray tech looks at me and says "Hey Miss G, how have you been, the kids miss you!!"
Come to find out, his kid was in my class ( I taught at a Catholic school). Imagine the embarrassment of having to explain to my student's father that sex gone wrong resulted in an ER visit.
I was tested and admitted to the hospital for a few more rounds of surgery. I had an air embolism in my chest from sex. It could have killed me. Freak accident and totally embarrassing.
Then when i had the gyno exam, my husband was in the room and he fainted, hit his head and was admitted too.
Good times....... not
So off we got to the hospital and he had to carry me in. They send me for xrays, mri, etc. The xray tech looks at me and says "Hey Miss G, how have you been, the kids miss you!!"
Come to find out, his kid was in my class ( I taught at a Catholic school). Imagine the embarrassment of having to explain to my student's father that sex gone wrong resulted in an ER visit.
I was tested and admitted to the hospital for a few more rounds of surgery. I had an air embolism in my chest from sex. It could have killed me. Freak accident and totally embarrassing.
Then when i had the gyno exam, my husband was in the room and he fainted, hit his head and was admitted too.
Good times....... not
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:39 pm to ehidal1
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:44 pm to ehidal1
I am stupid shoot an arrow like cupid
Posted on 1/12/16 at 9:44 pm to ehidal1
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