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re: What is the best dating/relationship advice that you ever received ?

Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:33 pm to
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19419 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:33 pm to
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Squirters are fun, but you'll eventually get tired of changing the sheets


1) You wouldn’t know.

2) The woman changes the sheets.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11621 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:34 pm to
Check her butthole as soon as you get a chance. If it’s bleached she will be banging your friends no time
Posted by Planetarium
Member since Jul 2020
337 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:35 pm to
You can be right or you can be happy, but you cant be both in your own home.

Happy wife, happy life.
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1686 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:35 pm to
Always pull out……



















Always.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13415 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:37 pm to
Judge the calf by the cow
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4194 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:37 pm to
If a girl isn't interested in you, you need to immediately move on to another prospect

A girl knows if she's romantically/sexually interested in a guy within the first few minutes of meeting him. If you didn't make that cut, don't waste your time and do better with the next chick.
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6981 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:43 pm to
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shite'll come back with you.
Posted by TSS_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2013
261 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:43 pm to
Don’t waste time looking for a woman that isn’t crazy, they’re all crazy… find your type of crazy, the kind of crazy you can deal with, if that’s her, go get her.

~Dad (when I got cold feet before my wedding day).
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
4174 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:45 pm to
The 3 F rule

If it Flys Floats or fricks, rent it don’t buy it
Posted by Mr Roboto
Member since Jan 2023
7183 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:45 pm to
If you don’t like her pinky toe don’t marry her
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2870 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:45 pm to
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You can be right or you can be happy, but you cant be both in your own home.

Happy wife, happy life.


This phrase is absolutely dumb. You're basically letting a women hold you hostage with her feelings and moods. The implication is that if she's not happy, then you won't be allowed to be. frick all that.
Posted by bknight00
East of the Rockies
Member since Aug 2007
548 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:46 pm to
When my wife and I began dating I had an older coworker tell me to make sure to marry a “sure thing” when it comes to the bedroom.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
2984 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:47 pm to
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What is the best dating/relationship advice that you ever received ?
It's the most important decision you'll make in your life, regarding marriage.

By far, without question. The ramifications are financial, psychological, health, body, soul, etc.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10925 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:53 pm to
If she’ll cheat with you, she’ll cheat on you.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32664 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:53 pm to
If your girlfriend‘s mom is fat, that’s what your girlfriend will be later in life no matter what

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37498 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:53 pm to
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Happy wife, happy life.

What a garbage simp cuck saying.
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1562 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:58 pm to
Once a cheat always a cheat.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39880 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:00 pm to
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What is the best dating/relationship advice that you ever received ?


Relationships often bring everything to the surface, therefore showing us who we are whether we like it or not.

All your shite comes out in relationship, whether intimate or otherwise because they show you who you are. It’s like holding a mirror to yourself. Whatever triggers you about relating with them is a clue on what you need to work on in yourself. Otherwise, it wouldn’t bother you.
This post was edited on 10/7/24 at 9:00 pm
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5152 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:10 pm to
“Make sure she’s a good cook because you’re going to eat more than you frick.” - my grandfather
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4743 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:13 pm to
A lizard was trying to cross a busy highway. He made it 3/4 the way across the road when he realized his tail wouldn’t quite clear the tire of a car he was crossing in front of. He turned around and got run over. Moral of the story…don’t lose your head over a lil piece of tail.

My Aunt in Grand Isle when I was 15
This post was edited on 10/7/24 at 9:15 pm
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