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re: What happened to Rachael Ray?

Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by Roovelroe
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
4372 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:50 pm to
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Fun fact: I once had Rachel Ray and Giada confused way back when my wife and I were dating. I told her that her body reminded me of Rachel Ray (I was thinking Giada). She cried and didn't talk to me for a day but didn't tell me what for. The next day she finally told me and I was like, well you DO have a body like her. She cried again and was like "do you even know who Rachel Ray is?!" She pulled up a picture of her and showed me. I laughed so hard and was like "oooh, no, she's fat. You're not". I showed her who I was thinking about and she was happy again.




Unless Rachel Ray herself is on here, who could possibly downvote this??!!

Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35652 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:50 pm to
Why would you tell your GF (now wife) that her body reminds you of another woman? Regardless of the person it reminds you of, that's just stupid. "Hey babe, every time I see you naked, I'm really thinking of _________".

Geez, some of you idiots have no game at all. No wonder your wives are off with Jody.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 4:52 pm
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:54 pm to
I'd give her an EVOO rub down and then slip and slide all over her!
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:55 pm to
I've heard she has some serious demons
Posted by OogumBoogum
Member since Jun 2014
290 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:03 pm to
The husband, John Cusimano, has been rumored for years to be into some serious kink and has been caught with his hands in the cookie jar in the past. Certainly this means that Rachael must have dabbled in some swinging or alt lifestyle dalliances.

"Ray's guy in a sizzler" LINK

"Rachael Ray puts on a brave face as husband of seven years denies claims he 'repeatedly visited Manhattan swingers club'"

LINK

"Ray of hope dims for sad Rachael & twisted hubby" LINK /

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75219 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:13 pm to
Alcohol?
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:23 pm to
Was Rachel on meds ? Damn...I used to think she was attractive. I guess she got the Oprah disease ?

She could buy the best training available. Have surgery or something.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30149 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:00 pm to
Ugly face, fat thighs, small rack out of proportion to her large arse/legs. Never hot.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75219 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:11 pm to
Yeah, ok
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1441 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:29 pm to
Open relationship
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25173 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:39 pm to
She became Melissa McCarthy so gradually, I barely noticed.
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
3394 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:42 pm to
I'd Still smash that fat arse.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:44 pm to
Being an insufferable bitch takes its toll I guess.

I have heard she is awful.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30265 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

e heard she has some serious demons


Many of us do. More than the alcoholism mentioned above?
Posted by stniaSxuaeG
Member since Apr 2014
1578 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4718 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:19 pm to
She finally grew into her fingers
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Looks like we’ve got ourselves several queers in this thread, boys.


I really hope no one really thinks these pictures are real. Jesus, the obvious photoshop is horrible.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
11548 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:51 pm to
I would rub butter in between every fat roll and feed her a little debbie while she is on top
Posted by Magicmikeforlsu
Cenla
Member since Oct 2012
1771 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:55 pm to
Would never have considered her hot, now she's fat and even less "hot"
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56052 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

I told her that her body reminded me of Rachel Ray (I was thinking Giada). She cried and didn't talk to me for a day but didn't tell me what for.
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