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What does it mean when you burp and it smells like hummus

Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:44 am
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63196 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:44 am
and you haven't eaten hummus in months?
Posted by lsunatchamp
Member since Feb 2009
2024 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:46 am to
it means you should brush your teeth more
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:49 am to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63196 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:53 am to
Does the smell of hummus = bile?
Posted by TC Kidd
Member since Nov 2023
776 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 2:02 am to
You’re gonna have a stroke
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63196 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 2:05 am to
I don't think that would be appropriate right now.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14723 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 2:08 am to
Just did a quick google search. Apparently you’ve swallowed too much sperm. Try to lay off it as much as you are if you don’t like the burp smell.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63196 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 2:10 am to
quote:

Just did a quick google search.


You know you didn't have to Google search that.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7547 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 2:13 am to
You gone smell blind, son
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12614 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 2:25 am to
It means you’ll eventually start wearing a navy Adidas track suit as your every day “look,” or start hanging out at the beach showing off your body suit of pubic hair with only a tight speedo on and adorned with a gold chain that you bought with the money you’re laundering through an actual chain of laundromats.

Not to mention you’ll start smelling of olives and cabbage.
This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 2:37 am
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5272 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 2:44 am to
It means it’s time for you to go pass gas in Lowes
This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 2:45 am
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
1083 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 7:34 am to
It means your boyfriend is middle eastern and eats a lot of hummus.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 8:05 am to
Did you eat Lava Soap, your burps would smell like pumice.

That’s close to hummus.
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