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what does it mean when i'm constipated and can't fricking piss
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:27 pm
I can't drink any more beers cause I can't piss. Anyone ever have ths problem?
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Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:28 pm to thibodauxtigah
Aids or ebola
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:28 pm to thibodauxtigah
Try a glass of water
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:29 pm to thibodauxtigah
Small penis combined with intestinal aids.
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:29 pm to thibodauxtigah
Got a piece of corn stuck up in there huh? It's ok you can tell us.
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:29 pm to thibodauxtigah
Bowel obstruction. Get to the ER asap.
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:29 pm to thibodauxtigah
Did you have surgery today?
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:30 pm to thibodauxtigah
Good idea coming here.
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:30 pm to thibodauxtigah
If serious them you need to get medical attention soon.
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:30 pm to thibodauxtigah
you mean you can't shite either?...
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:31 pm to thibodauxtigah
No need to waste your time contacting a doctor, dumbass 
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:32 pm to Spankum
only little driblets come out when i piss. I'm gonna take a laxative and see if this does anything
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:32 pm to thibodauxtigah
Try playing the harmonica on the toilet
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:33 pm to Rekrul
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No need to waste your time contacting a doctor, dumbass
I have no insurance
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:33 pm to thibodauxtigah
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only little driblets come out when i piss. I'm gonna take a laxative and see if this does anything
A piss laxative?
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:33 pm to thibodauxtigah
Rod Stewart suffered the same affliction.
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:34 pm to Tiger Ryno
Pretty common in kids that constipation causes problems with urination. I would aggressively take laxatives
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:35 pm to thibodauxtigah
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I have no insurance
Having no life is slightly worse.
Have you heard of Obama care by chance? You can even keep your own doctor...
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:35 pm to grayson88
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aggressively take laxatives
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:36 pm to thibodauxtigah
Maybe you'd have insurance if you didn't spend all of your money on the pain pills that constipated you.
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