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Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:05 pm to thibodauxtigah
Are you a big fan of Lortab? Side effects of constipation and urinary retention.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 12:26 am to thibodauxtigah
That you're probably high on opiates.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 12:33 am to thibodauxtigah
Drink 6 Not Your Father's Root Beer.
You'll piss out of your arse. Problem solved.
You'll piss out of your arse. Problem solved.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 12:49 am to rsbd
quote:
kidney stones
Very likely. If he has a distended abdomen, I would bet that's what it is. Once they start moving, there will be no doubt...
Posted on 6/7/15 at 3:46 am to thibodauxtigah
quote:sounds like kidney failure - choke your chicken and see if you can pop a top.
only little driblets come out when i piss. I'm gonna take a laxative and see if this does anything
Posted on 6/7/15 at 3:54 am to Spankum
Sounds like a prostate issue. In all seriousness get it checked out.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 4:47 am to thibodauxtigah
Pull the gerbil out. 
Posted on 6/7/15 at 5:11 am to thibodauxtigah
You were in the middle of an all male erector set orgy. Can't shite from getting shite pack. Can't piss from pee hole being packed with shite. Good luck.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 5:59 am to thibodauxtigah
Your poo is putting pressure on your prostate and blocking the urine flow. Usually seen in older people. Lots of beer isn't helping. You need to take a crap, somehow. Laxatives are probably a good idea. After the crisis is over I'd be taking Metamucil daily to help with the constipation.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 6:51 am to thibodauxtigah
Could well be a low sodium. Same thing happened to me. This should be taken very seriously. It can be fatal if not addressed. I suggest you go to E.R. sooner than later. DO NOT DRNK MORE LIQUIDS!!
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