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Solo Cam
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2015
23286 posts

What do you want done with your body when you die?
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I don’t get why people care so much about shag they do with your body after you die. I told my wife I either want to be cremated and spread on a lake somewhere or find me a basic arse pine box.

I hate the idea of me dieing and then my family spending 10 grand to get rid of me.

I told her I want everyone to have a big arse crawfish or crab boil then I want them all to sit around and drink some beers and tell stories about how awesome I was. I want a celebration of my life that everyone looks back at as a good time. Then in the morning I want her to go throw my ashes in Toledo Bend so I can go out for a morning top water bite one more time.


Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
2035 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
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I hate the idea of me dieing and then my family spending 10 grand to get rid of me.

Probably going to be more than that. I buried both of my parents last year and it was 14K each in small town Alabama.


raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
1380 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
Doesn’t matter, just want them to make damn sure I ain’t voting democrat when I’m dead


BeerMoney
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
6635 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
Told my wife to go the cheapest route. She didn’t like that. Told her to do whatever she wants then. Funerals are for the living.

And for funeral homes to frick people at their weakest moments


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jamboybarry
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2011
28298 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
I want my penis donated to science


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Kafka
USA Fan
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
118154 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
I want my face placed on Alexandra Daddario's breasts


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LSUTigerDDS
LSU Fan
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
804 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
Viking funeral


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jimbeam
US Army Fan
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
71852 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
I will await TulaneLSUs reply before letting you know.


AmazingSpiderDog
Florida Fan
Member since Oct 2020
343 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
As far as I'm concerned they can just leave me hanging in the tree.


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MeTarzanYouInsane
LSU Fan
Lower Bucks
Member since Sep 2013
431 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
I told my kids and wife this will literally be their problem to deal with.


BuddyRoeaux
USA Fan
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
1576 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
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I want a celebration of my life that everyone looks back at as a good time.


I think this would be the general consensus including myself.

I told my wife that I would like to be buried or spread my ashes where there is a wonderful view that the kids can come visit and enjoy with me. Preferably a nice fishing hole lakeside with a bench to watch the setting sun.


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jts1207
Georgia Tech Fan
Member since Apr 2018
715 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
Cremated, molded into a dildo and presented to Taylor Swift


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Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
41118 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
I've always felt like everyone getting buried in the ground is just an expensive waste of space. I will be cremated and my wife and/or my kid(s) bag decide what to do with me.


Add for the service...I want a non-religious, short memorial service with a big, fun reception afterwards.


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WaydownSouth
Tampa Bay Rays Fan
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
6426 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
Donated to the med school, so when the socialist medical students in 2080 are working on me, they can see what a real man looks like


Kafka
USA Fan
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
118154 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
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I told my kids and wife this will literally be their problem to deal with
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Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
3082 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
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Please don't bury me Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman And give my love to Rose
Give my feet to the footloose Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south And kiss my arse goodbye


millerf43
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2019
355 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
I want a natural burial. No chemicals, no coffin or vault... just return my body to the earth. Fortunately, natural/green burials are legal in Louisiana.

I know that's pretty specific... No, I don't want to die anytime soon. The only family I have left is my 78 y/o mother and a brother I don't talk to. So, to avoid a "public health funeral," I've arranged for my disposal ahead of time.


Tear It Up
Ole Miss Fan
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
12804 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
LINK

I’m thinking of buying one of these coffins so I can get some use out of it while living.


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Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
4582 posts
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re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
Cremate me.

Throw some in the GOM,
some in Lake Penchant,
some in my favorite sac a lait hole,
some in my old duck pond
and throw the rest mixed with some chicken feed for my chickens to scratch.

I know my son is not going to snort me like a Keith Richards did to his Dad.
This post was edited on 1/30 at 7:05 am


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Wally Sparks
Georgia Tech Fan
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
24002 posts

re: What do you want done with your body when you die?
Cremated


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