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what do you do with bad gas in an office setting?

Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:20 pm
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35037 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:20 pm
on a high protein diet and ive had the worst SBD farts lately.


Ive had the holders when in meetings and when i get out i crop dust the shite out of the office on the way back to my desk.


The smell lingers in my office forever if i close the door, so i need some tips on finding away to expel this awful smell. I had the egg farts yesterday and i still cant get the smell out


Posted by PoundFoolish
East Texas
Member since Jul 2016
3724 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:21 pm to
Avoid open flames
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
22268 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:22 pm to
nickname them
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:22 pm to
"take a call" outside on your phone.

It isn't that hard to figure out.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:24 pm to
I'm so thankful that I don't work in your office today.
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14696 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:25 pm to
You need your ears checked. They are anything BUT silent.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:27 pm to

Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38658 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

what do you do with bad gas in an office setting?


Cropdust the secretarial pool.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

crop dust


It's important to maintain eye contact during this part. Co-workers will know that this is now your territory.
Posted by Peliorrojo
Member since Sep 2016
197 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:34 pm to
Wouldn't know. I'm too poor to work in an office
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10249 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:36 pm to
Cropdust
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6161 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:37 pm to
Pass it
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33882 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:38 pm to
Some women are attracted to nasty gas. Use it to lure them to your lair
Posted by tenderfoot tigah
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2004
11566 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 6:31 pm to
Probiotic helped me big time man. My wife gets it from Whole Foods.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7412 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 7:00 pm to
Find least favorite co-worker. Find excuses to pass through their proximity every time you have to let one go. Pass the blame.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 8:11 pm to
Wait until everyone's together and say "something smells good" as you breathe in and let one out.
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