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re: What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:30 pm to cbree88
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:30 pm to cbree88
They get crazy nuts every few weeks. Go buck wild for no damn reason... and wait until menopause. The shite literally hits the fan. And then they ask you to clean up the fan
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Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:33 pm to CrappyPants
quote:either y’all are making stuff up or you married some dumbass bitches
And then they ask you to clean up the fan
Or y’all are the dumbass bitches - not sure
I have never, ever, ever asked my husband to clean up a mess I’ve made - the only thing ‘extra’ I ask is to cut up a watermelon or cantaloupe bc I’m not strong enough and he’s knives are so sharp I’d pass out before I knew I chopped off my hand
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:33 pm to cbree88
They do not understand how a Central Air thermostat works.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:33 pm to cbree88
They go through a shiteload of toilet paper cuz they wad instead of fold.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:37 pm to guzziguy
Ok. I guess I’ll rephrase…
Would you guys like your wives to start shaking when they pee instead of wiping? I’m sure it will go over well when you ask.
Would you guys like your wives to start shaking when they pee instead of wiping? I’m sure it will go over well when you ask.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:38 pm to Aspercel
Drip dry bc apparently buying toilet paper is embarrassing or something
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:41 pm to Odysseus32
quote:
Is this what you actually said?
If so, I think you may be missing the problem.
Pretty much. I didn't use it. It was something she had used on one of her hobby projects or something.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:41 pm to GreenRockTiger
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:43 pm to cbree88
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Women basically have a need to have something to complain about.
You are generalizing. Men also complain, as evidenced by your post.
I married a very good woman. She complains sometimes, and sometimes she is right. When she's wrong she generally realizes it soon enough. And sometimes I complain when I shouldn't.
But when I get home from work today she will be in my arms, as she was the first time I saw her this morning.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:45 pm to CrappyPants
My current wife is trying to get me killed, she keeps getting trapped in her car by bears. A weekly occurrence.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:45 pm to cbree88
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Women basically have a need to have something to complain about
This. Women refuse to just be happy. Minor inconveniences turn into relationship breaking emergencies. At times I swear my wife just goes through the house looking for shite to be pissed off about: dishes in the sink, a trash can is full, the dog bowl has no water. Like WTF you live here too, take the fricking trash out once in a while also.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:46 pm to Aubie Spr96
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It's amazing my wife even has hair based off what she leaves in the shower.
"Leaves" is the key word here. My wife just pretends that shite doesn't exist and let's it keep piling on up.
I like to pick it all up and write "hello" on the wall with her nasty arse dead hair. It gets the message across.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:49 pm to GreenRockTiger
I just thought of something! Dripping dry will prolong bathroom time, thus giving them something else to bitch about…
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:49 pm to Carson123987
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When I build my house, I've got to have separate His/Hers master baths. It's amazing how bad a girl will frick up a bathroom with hair, gadgets, makeup, etc
My wife's vanity is 2 1/2 to 3 times the size of mine. Yet, she puts all of the clothes tags, kids toothpaste, random articles clothing she finds on my small area.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:49 pm to RogerTheShrubber
He’s so cute!
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:49 pm to GetCocky11
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They're disgusting in a bathroom
Jonathan Swift wrote one of my favorite poems, The Lady's Dressing Room, bout a man who sneaks into a lady's rooms because he is enchanted with her, only to find dirt, grime, and stink everywhere. The best excerpt:
quote:
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!
But Vengeance, goddess never sleeping
Soon punished Strephon for his peeping;
His foul imagination links
Each Dame he sees with all her stinks:
And, if unsavory odors fly,
Conceives a lady standing by:
The whole Poem
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:51 pm to Odysseus32
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:51 pm to Aspercel
quote:yesss!!!! I’ll install a mirror in my toilet closet so I can put on makeup while I drip dry
Dripping dry will prolong bathroom time, thus giving them something else to bitch about…
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:51 pm to Pax Regis
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At times I swear my wife just goes through the house looking for shite to be pissed off about: dishes in the sink, a trash can is full, the dog bowl has no water. Like WTF you live here too, take the fricking trash out once in a while also.
This sounds like the start of “the divorce came out of nowhere and I had no idea.” How many times did she ask nicely for help?
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:52 pm to GreenRockTiger
That’s a great idea.
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