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Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:36 am to cbree88
that I should have gone into the women's beauty products business...or at least invested in it
the volume of hair and body products my wife has strewn about the bathroom counters, drawers, cabinets and shower makes me want to tell the great pacific garbage patch to hold my beer
the volume of hair and body products my wife has strewn about the bathroom counters, drawers, cabinets and shower makes me want to tell the great pacific garbage patch to hold my beer
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:37 am to pbro62
I’m so glad you could join us today! This thread is made for you.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:38 am to madamsquirrel
quote:my husband has never once bitched about toilet paper. Actually, he’s never complained about anything I do
My husband does not order the toilet paper
I must be a saint
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:39 am to GreenRockTiger
What's up with some women that take grab a glob of their hair from the shower drain and intentionally slap it on the shower wall? 

Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:42 am to cbree88
I grew up with a mother and 2 older sisters. There wasn't much about women I did not know by the age of 10 or so.....
I knew you was wasting your time arguing.
I knew that their desire to communicate is actually a desire for you to shut the frick up and listen.
I knew that they would change their minds a couple of times before a man could make his up once.
I knew they were largely self centered yet still somehow highly protective of those they care about.
I knew that logic was not always a strong suit but at times they would be brutally logical.
I learned that a week a month they were fricking insane.
I learned they could get you to do shite you would not have thought you'd willingly do.
I knew you was wasting your time arguing.
I knew that their desire to communicate is actually a desire for you to shut the frick up and listen.
I knew that they would change their minds a couple of times before a man could make his up once.
I knew they were largely self centered yet still somehow highly protective of those they care about.
I knew that logic was not always a strong suit but at times they would be brutally logical.
I learned that a week a month they were fricking insane.
I learned they could get you to do shite you would not have thought you'd willingly do.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:49 am to Aspercel
This is why we are best friends, we are so much alike
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 11:50 am
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:49 am to UltimaParadox
quote:
TP consumption will go up massively.
And somehow it goes up exponentially based on how many women are living in the household.
The rule is
1 roll per day per female in house
1 roll per week per male in house
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:50 am to AwgustaDawg
quote:
a week a month they were fricking insane
We can skip this now. You’ll need another excuse.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:52 am to Kcrad
I have no idea. There are normally trash cans in the bathroom
I have never been in a home where I have seen any female relative do this.

I have never been in a home where I have seen any female relative do this.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:52 am to hob
I know I’m going against what has been said in this thread and using logic, but the ability of men to just shake saves them a lot of toilet paper.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:55 am to Aspercel
quote:I present to you the joys of menopause.
We can skip this now. You’ll need another excuse.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:56 am to Dire Wolf
quote:
things that count as chores: talking about 30-100k worth of home renovations things that don't count: Chores i do
I’ve actually figured out the formula with my wife: if it’s a chore we can both do equally well, it should be divided equally. If it’s a chore that only I can/should do (anything involving heat, lifting things, fixing things, etc), then I should simply do them, but receive no reciprocal credit regarding the above said equal divide of chores

Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:57 am to cbree88
quote:
Women basically have a need to have something to complain about.
Isn't this the truth?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:57 am to Kcrad
quote:
What's up with some women that take grab a glob of their hair from the shower drain and intentionally slap it on the shower wall?
I have one of those too.
Somehow these giant globs of hair are hanging on the shower wall.
I was sitting on the toilet and thought someone might be in the shower once. Nope, just enough hair to resemble a child squatting in the shower
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