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re: What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?

Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:34 am to
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:34 am to
Chicks be cray
Posted by jlsufan
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2021
357 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:36 am to
that I should have gone into the women's beauty products business...or at least invested in it

the volume of hair and body products my wife has strewn about the bathroom counters, drawers, cabinets and shower makes me want to tell the great pacific garbage patch to hold my beer

Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:37 am to
I’m so glad you could join us today! This thread is made for you.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53062 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:38 am to
quote:

My husband does not order the toilet paper
my husband has never once bitched about toilet paper. Actually, he’s never complained about anything I do

I must be a saint
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:38 am to
You are
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53062 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:39 am to
And perfect, too
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
61352 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:39 am to
What's up with some women that take grab a glob of their hair from the shower drain and intentionally slap it on the shower wall?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53062 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:41 am to
I don’t do that.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11205 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:42 am to
I grew up with a mother and 2 older sisters. There wasn't much about women I did not know by the age of 10 or so.....

I knew you was wasting your time arguing.

I knew that their desire to communicate is actually a desire for you to shut the frick up and listen.

I knew that they would change their minds a couple of times before a man could make his up once.

I knew they were largely self centered yet still somehow highly protective of those they care about.

I knew that logic was not always a strong suit but at times they would be brutally logical.

I learned that a week a month they were fricking insane.

I learned they could get you to do shite you would not have thought you'd willingly do.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113991 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:48 am to
You are that too
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53062 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:49 am to
This is why we are best friends, we are so much alike
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 11:50 am
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2281 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:49 am to
quote:

TP consumption will go up massively.

And somehow it goes up exponentially based on how many women are living in the household.


The rule is

1 roll per day per female in house
1 roll per week per male in house

Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113991 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:50 am to
quote:

a week a month they were fricking insane


We can skip this now. You’ll need another excuse.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113991 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:51 am to
We really are
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53440 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:52 am to
I have no idea. There are normally trash cans in the bathroom

I have never been in a home where I have seen any female relative do this.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113991 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:52 am to
I know I’m going against what has been said in this thread and using logic, but the ability of men to just shake saves them a lot of toilet paper.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
61352 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:55 am to
quote:

We can skip this now. You’ll need another excuse.
I present to you the joys of menopause.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29882 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:56 am to
quote:

things that count as chores: talking about 30-100k worth of home renovations things that don't count: Chores i do

I’ve actually figured out the formula with my wife: if it’s a chore we can both do equally well, it should be divided equally. If it’s a chore that only I can/should do (anything involving heat, lifting things, fixing things, etc), then I should simply do them, but receive no reciprocal credit regarding the above said equal divide of chores
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
22147 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Women basically have a need to have something to complain about.


Isn't this the truth?
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36663 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 11:57 am to
quote:

What's up with some women that take grab a glob of their hair from the shower drain and intentionally slap it on the shower wall?



I have one of those too.

Somehow these giant globs of hair are hanging on the shower wall.

I was sitting on the toilet and thought someone might be in the shower once. Nope, just enough hair to resemble a child squatting in the shower
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