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re: what awkward conversation have you had with an in-law
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:49 pm to Tigeralum2008
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:49 pm to Tigeralum2008
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My FIL used to snort coke with Barry Seal all the damn time
He probably post on here. Everyone of Seals buddies post here.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:53 pm to stealthy1
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I think we have a very close second here...
I think David might actually have taken the lead here.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:32 pm to The Torch
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Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend
trashy AF
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:38 pm to L1C4
When my BIL told me he used to go on Grindr. Yeah, I thought he was shitting me.
They're divorced now...
They're divorced now...
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:49 pm to L1C4
That's ackward? I've had way better convos than that.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:52 pm to alphaandomega
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Aliceville
I have hunted around there a bunch of times, but never heard about these.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:09 pm to L1C4
My then-fiance's dad introduced his brother to me at 6AM on the morning after my bachelor party. Not four hours earlier I was blackout drunk and throwing my guts up. I had woken up in a heap and had stepped outside the hotel for a smoke just as they were leaving for a round of golf.
I looked like shite, sounded like shite, and probably smelled like shite too. Don't remember a damn thing that was said.
We all laugh about it now.
I looked like shite, sounded like shite, and probably smelled like shite too. Don't remember a damn thing that was said.
We all laugh about it now.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:13 pm to Clyde Tipton
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He didn't take it that way
I bet I know which way he does take it
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:14 pm to L1C4
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what awkward conversation have you had with an in-law
Let's just say that my conversations with the in-laws are one-sided.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:16 pm to messyjesse
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My then-fiance's dad introduced his brother to me at 6AM on the morning after my bachelor party.
Was your future FIL at your bachelor party? That would be more awkward than any conversation
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:35 pm to The Torch
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Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend
It was brutal
Your wife is awesome
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:44 pm to The Torch
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Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend
Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:50 pm to Dunder Mifflin
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dinner one night, in-laws popped question once again. Friend proceeded to tell in-laws that they would have to wait a little longer since their daughter enjoyed anal so much.

Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:56 pm to L1C4
My drunk mother in law told us about her last dildo purchase on Christmas eve
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:57 pm to jchamil
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Was your future FIL at your bachelor party? That would be more awkward than any conversation
Not mine but I was at a good buddy's Vegas bachelor party years ago, 2000 I believe. His dad lined up two strippers to put on a show in the large two bedroom corner suite his dad and FIL were sharing at a popular strip hotel/casino. After putting on a helluva raunchy show in front of all of us, dad and FIL included, the strippers take the bachelor back to one of the bedrooms and proceed to give him a private show. Dude is since divorced and remarried to a much younger woman now but needless to say that was pretty damn awkward, to me at least, but being 21 years old at the time I just went with it.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:58 pm to L1C4
In the hospital with my ex wife, and she's on demarol to help with the pain from a huge dvt.
Doctor is explaining she will need xarelto or coumadin and can't take birth control.
MIL starts asking about it.
Repeatedly.
"What do they do?"
Doctor keeps ignoring her and talking.
I look over and say, "it's fine, it's damned near impossible to get pregnant from anal"
Ex, very groggily and proudly states, "and I swallow!"
MIL was mortified. Female doctors blushed. Male doc looked like he wanted to high five me into next year.
Doctor is explaining she will need xarelto or coumadin and can't take birth control.
MIL starts asking about it.
Repeatedly.
"What do they do?"
Doctor keeps ignoring her and talking.
I look over and say, "it's fine, it's damned near impossible to get pregnant from anal"
Ex, very groggily and proudly states, "and I swallow!"
MIL was mortified. Female doctors blushed. Male doc looked like he wanted to high five me into next year.

Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:59 pm to pigpickin
Not really an awkward conversation
I had a friend bring me as a date to a wedding. They had difficulties locating the groom for over an hour at the reception. We ended up finding him in a closet with the MIL straddling him.
shite got ugly real fast but a thread over all of it would be a fun read.
Let me know if I should start a thread about that story lol
I had a friend bring me as a date to a wedding. They had difficulties locating the groom for over an hour at the reception. We ended up finding him in a closet with the MIL straddling him.
shite got ugly real fast but a thread over all of it would be a fun read.
Let me know if I should start a thread about that story lol
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:06 pm to L1C4
I dated my SIL for 1.5 years before my wife and I got together years later.
Family stuff was weird for a while.
Family stuff was weird for a while.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:10 pm to Tigerbait357
We need the whole story in its own thread. Start it 

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