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re: what are your favorite old timey sayings

Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
4298 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:17 pm to
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me

This one, I still wish it applied today.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11041 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:17 pm to
The rain is coming down harder than a double cunted cow pissing on a flat rock.


Posted by GreasemonkeyJr
Member since Feb 2017
92 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:20 pm to
You'd rather sandpaper a bobcats arse in a phone booth than frick with me.
Posted by Kudzu65
CENLA
Member since Feb 2014
51 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:20 pm to
“Runs like a scalded dog”
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
22830 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:21 pm to
I tell my kids to stop lallygagging all the time
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61401 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:25 pm to
The whole “kit n kaboodle”
Posted by Coach Buzzcut
Member since Feb 2016
1401 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:26 pm to
IF my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:27 pm to
Sitting there like a bump on a pickle.

Who put a bee up your arse?

Posted by CHSBears
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
790 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:33 pm to
A few bricks short of a full load.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21402 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:37 pm to
That girl knows a dick ain’t square.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:40 pm to
"Get to work! I don't wanna see nothing but elbows and assholes!"
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:42 pm to
frickin-a.
frick it.
frick you.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9426 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:53 pm to
Like Sherman through Georgia.
Posted by Slayer76
Tennessee
Member since Jun 2018
60 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:59 pm to
She's got the kind of legs I like.feet on one end an pu**y on the other It's always funny till it happens to you.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84335 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:02 pm to
"There are only two genders."
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33407 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:05 pm to
Not that I said it all that often, but found out today that "10-4 Good Buddy" is a homo term now.

Always thought it was just from the Burt Reynolds movies.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19887 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:07 pm to
more _________ than you can shake a stick at

more than one way to skin a cat(who the frick is out there skinning cats?)

all hat and no cattle

plowing too close to the cotton

queer as a two dollar bill

full as a tick
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:08 pm to
The blacker the crack, the sweeter the juice.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10723 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:24 pm to
Shakin like a dog shittin a peach pit

He don't know "come here" from "sic 'em"

Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1592 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:27 pm to
Go shite in your hat.


Don’t be subtle, put it in her butthole.
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