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re: What are your Apocalypse plans?

Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72924 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:49 pm to
The smarter of us won’t share our worst case plans with the not-so-smart* posters here.

*Like Soup Sammich
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71833 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:49 pm to
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I claim the right of prima nocta

Upon further research, so do I.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8918 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:52 pm to
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OP “The King” ruling over his people




Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71833 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:54 pm to
I'm not sure why, but that picture scares the hell out of me.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9801 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:54 pm to
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Most of those people are dead now....


No they're not. Most of them are alive. Two are dead.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71833 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:55 pm to
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No they're not. Most of them are alive. Two are dead

They're all dead. They just don't know it.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 4:56 pm to
Ok I’ll allow it, since you were so nice about it.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54987 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:20 pm to
I have a certain skill set that will be useful as well as being an amateur gunsmith
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:24 pm to
None, I dont care anymore. If I get apocalypsed, I get apocalypsed.
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
11805 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:26 pm to
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Slavery will unfortunately be a necessity. Before I’m called a racist, all races will be enslaved. It just depends on who is available. 


This post was edited on 4/5/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56294 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 5:31 pm to
Raid a hardware store for cans of black spray paint.

Raid the local HS's field house for shoulder pads.

Assemble crew.
Posted by Three-n-Snout
Member since Nov 2012
1808 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 6:17 pm to
Apocalypse hookers and blow...
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 6:21 pm to
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I’m fine with any Apocalypse scenario where we still have live sports


My kingdom will be bringing back gladiator sports. We will then get to see if 5 offensive lineman can beat a gorilla in a no weapons fight to the death.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10532 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 6:24 pm to
Can appreciate the fact that you want to keep a pharmacist, but ole baw will be useless without cardinal, mckesson, or a wholesaler to ship him drugs to his store
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71833 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 6:39 pm to
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We will then get to see if 5 offensive lineman can beat a gorilla in a no weapons fight to the death.

HELL YES!
I withdraw my plan of doing blow and drinking myself into oblivion in favor of settling this long held debate.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 6:52 pm to
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Can appreciate the fact that you want to keep a pharmacist, but ole baw will be useless without cardinal, mckesson, or a wholesaler to ship him drugs to his store


I just need his supply in the beginning. After that he can pick cotton.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 7:03 pm to
I'm torn about a common strategy.

My brother lives in Chicago but has a camp on the Amite river that he says also serves as his apocalypse plan. It's a couple of acres of land, has its own water well, and he can fish, hunt, grow food, etc.

I kinda think that if shite got bad enough the meth heads and criminals out in those rural areas would run rampant and it would become dangerous out there with nobody to call for help.

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83180 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 7:05 pm to


Terrible movie. I plan to never watch it again
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