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re: What are some weird things your dog does?
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:26 pm to Artie Rome
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:26 pm to Artie Rome
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My job, as a parent, is to protect my kids
No one gives a shite about your smelly, dirty, drooling, arse hole kids.
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:26 pm to Carson123987
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and they don't stink
False.
What is it in your head that allows you to believe your dogs don't smell like dogs?
And Standard Poodles might be my favorite breed. But they smell like Standard Poodles.
It would be much more honest for you to say "Our house smells like we have two dogs. But they are clean and don't shed much."
What is with the delusion? You have two big dogs. Your house smells like you have two big dogs. I'm sorry your friend are too polite to point out the obvious.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:27 pm to dcrews
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dcrews
Did you think that was clever? Smart? Funny? Adults are talking. Go back to eating boogers.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:28 pm to Artie Rome
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What is it in your head that allows you to believe your dogs don't smell like dogs?
They smell like the perfume that they get blasted with at the groomer. If we skip a week and they play outside a bunch, then, yes, they will get that dog smell. Very rare though
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:30 pm to TheCaterpillar
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You'll never get it because you're a cold person. Its ok, just admit it.
It's not like that. I have a big heart. I just put more faith and hope in people than I do a dog. You have this idea that your dog tosses and turns while you are away. You don't have kids. Yet you think you have an understanding that having a fricking dog is akin to having a child.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:33 pm to Carson123987
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They smell like the perfume that they get blasted with at the groomer.
So your house smells like dog and dog perfume.
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If we skip a week and they play outside a bunch, then, yes, they will get that dog smell. Very rare though
Dude, If anybody without dogs walks into your house they know you have dogs. And again, that is fine. There is nothing wrong with having dogs or a house with dogs. It's the denial that kills me.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:33 pm to Artie Rome
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:35 pm to Artie Rome
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Did you think that was clever? Smart? Funny? Adults are talking. Go back to eating boogers.
You seem upset.
You should get a dog.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:44 pm to TheCaterpillar
10 year old Jack that is the total epitome of the word "bitch"
-picks out her food pieces one by one, licks the wet food of them, and sets them off to the side until she finishes the wet food
-freaks out at any squeak, runs behind the TV and looks for the sound if something squeaks
-wants to play fetch and will bring the toy straight back to you, but plays keep away and wants you to chase her
-when playing with larger dogs, she will get a running start and throw her body sideways into their bodies...it's pretty damn awesome
-picks out her food pieces one by one, licks the wet food of them, and sets them off to the side until she finishes the wet food
-freaks out at any squeak, runs behind the TV and looks for the sound if something squeaks
-wants to play fetch and will bring the toy straight back to you, but plays keep away and wants you to chase her
-when playing with larger dogs, she will get a running start and throw her body sideways into their bodies...it's pretty damn awesome
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:44 pm to dcrews
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You should get a dog.
I like my house smelling like dirty kids and farts. Dogs are on hold for a bit. I'll just kick yours when the need strikes me.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:44 pm to Artie Rome
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Are dogs more important than human children?
My dog is way more important than your snot nose kids. Sorry. That's just the facts brother.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:45 pm to Artie Rome
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Enough for what? Enough to say that dogs aren't as important as people?
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Is that what I said? It isn't. I said I could take that dog and treat him right and he wouldn't be sleeping by a grave. He'd be wagging his tail eating kibbles and bits.
Enough to see how powerful some attachments are between a good owner and a dog and the reverse where a bad owner can negatively effect relationships with other humans.
If you fostered dogs, you would understand how complex these relationships can be and not generalize it in such a troll messageboard response.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:45 pm to Tdot_RiverDawg
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-freaks out at any squeak, runs behind the TV and looks for the sound if something squeaks
-wants to play fetch and will bring the toy straight back to you, but plays keep away and wants you to chase her
This is why I love dogs. For real.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:46 pm to Artie Rome
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I'll just kick yours when the need strikes me
Tired of hitting your children?
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:47 pm to Carson123987
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They smell like the perfume that they get blasted with at the groomer. If we skip a week and they play outside a bunch, then, yes, they will get that dog smell. Very rare though
I'm with Artie on this one, if you have an inside dog, your house will smell like dog. You may not smell it, but your non-dog owning friends will definitely know you have a dog without ever seeing it.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:49 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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My dog is way more important than your snot nose kids.
I don't for 1 second think you believe that.
Send me an email and I'll send you pictures of my kids. If you somehow still think your dog is more important, I'll pay his vet bills for the whopping 12 years of his life.
artierometd@gmail.com
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:51 pm to Artie Rome
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I don't for 1 second think you believe that.
Why?
If I had to make a choice between saving my dog, or your kids, my dog would be coming home with me.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:54 pm to Dam Guide
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I'm with Artie on this one, if you have an inside dog, your house will smell like dog. You may not smell it, but your non-dog owning friends will definitely know you have a dog without ever seeing it
And again, that is fine. It is part of owning dogs. I'm not shitting on anyone for same. But don't some in here and say "my dogs are they only dogs on planet earth that don't smell like dogs!"
That and "My dogs are more important than your kids."
Do you people see how fricking ridiculous you sound?
Your dog is less important than the lowest child in the lowest caste in India. It's a fricking dog. But you would trade it for my child or any random child? Step back and consider that. fricking sickos.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:55 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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If I had to make a choice between saving my dog, or your kids, my dog would be coming home with me.
Do you know how sick that is? I would chose your kids over my dog. Every day. Not even a question.
ETA: You are a disgusting person. I hope you don't claim a church. Shame on you.
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 3/9/16 at 2:02 pm to Artie Rome
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Do you know how sick that is? I would chose your kids over my dog. Every day. Not even a question.
Your kids = not my problem.
Sorry you put your kids in such a precarious position. Maybe you'll learn from this.
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