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re: What are some weird things your dog does?

Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:57 pm to
My dog loves to watch TV, especially horse racing.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:58 pm to
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I could steal him tomorrow, feed him steak, and he would never think about again. Ever. Your attachment to him is irrelevant.



That is unbelievably false. I don't even know where to begin.

Geez.

I'm walking away


Parting image of this dog that clearly didn't give a frick about its owner:


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 12:58 pm to
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I love dogs.


And no you don't.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:00 pm to
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I've always had this annoying habit of peeling the dead skin off my heels (

Just one more reason to stop reading TD while eating lunch.
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 1:01 pm
Posted by BigB0882
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Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:02 pm to
My chocolate lab is obsessed with the dish washer. We can't load the thing without her licking every dish as it gets put in the dishwasher. She is also the hungriest dog I have ever seen. She acts like she has to go out to pee so she can step on the patio and come right back in and run to her food bowl. She knows she gets fed in the morning after going out to pee so she hopes it will work other times as well. She weighs 98 lbs so I think it is time to put her on a diet but she seems miserable and like she is starving all the time. She takes prednisone every day for Addison's Disease and it causes her to be ravenous.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:03 pm to
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That is unbelievably false.


Wanna bet? Your dog would forget you in two days. I have fostered and adopted dogs. You are using some internet bullshite about a dead soldier. You aren't a dead soldier. You are a mook that feeds and waters a dog every day.

I don't know why this hurts your feeling so much. But your dog would be fine without you. He would not hang out by your grave of stop eating. Promise.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:04 pm to
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Well don't let that stinky fricker run up to me and jump on my kids. Deal? Otherwise I will punt that fricker like Johnny Hekker. I don't know you or your dog. My job, as a parent, is to protect my kids. If that is at the expense of your mutt running loose so be it.


And make sure to tell your kids to keep their mouths shut in restaurants and at movies and don't ever make a mess in public. If I see that behavior I will walk over to them and smack the hell out of them.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:04 pm to
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And no you don't.


Loving dogs and thinking they need you are two very different things.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:05 pm to
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If I see that behavior I will walk over to them and smack the hell out of them.


I'll bet you won't.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28685 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:05 pm to
Snags my workout towel and rubs her face in it.
Talks to me whenever I come home or when she's trying to wake me up.
Is scared of the dark, won't sleep w/o a nightlight...
She gets annoyed w/ people who take her spot on the sofa at LSU games. Will stare at you until you move...

He hates to get his feet wet.
He won't walk over the rocks in the RV lot, he has to be carried.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:07 pm to
My children are human beings. They are more important than dogs. Tell me where I am wrong. Are dogs more important than human children?
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5320 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:09 pm to
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I'll bet you won't


And I bet you won't kick someone else's dog, either. I read more of the thread and I see this is your shtick so I will let you get back to your online fantasy life.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:11 pm to
I have and will.

I promise you I am more willing to kick a fricking dog than you are to smack my kids in TJ Ribs. Promise.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:13 pm to
Irrational dog frickers. So I can't kick a lawless dog but you can smack my kids for being loud. Do you see how silly that is?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15578 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:14 pm to
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Wanna bet? Your dog would forget you in two days. I have fostered and adopted dogs. You are using some internet bullshite about a dead soldier. You aren't a dead soldier. You are a mook that feeds and waters a dog every day.


You haven't fostered enough if you can't tell how much impact former owners have on their dogs for a hell of a lot longer than 2 days.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:16 pm to
So when my mom has taken my dog for weeks at a time and spoiled him rotten and let him do whatever he wants and he still whines at night and sleeps staring at the door...he doesn't remember me?

Come on man. You're just wrong here. Maybe if you had him for years or something. 2 days? Holy shite, that's laughable. My dog sticks on my hip like glue even if someone waives a steak at him across the room.

This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:18 pm to
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You haven't fostered enough


Enough for what?

Enough to say that dogs aren't as important as people?

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you can't tell how much impact former owners have on their dogs for a hell of a lot longer than 2 days


Is that what I said? It isn't. I said I could take that dog and treat him right and he wouldn't be sleeping by a grave. He'd be wagging his tail eating kibbles and bits.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:19 pm to
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he doesn't remember me?


Sure he remembers you. But you think he lays awake at night missing you?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:21 pm to
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Sure he remembers you. But you think he lays awake at night missing you?





You'll never get it because you're a cold person. Its ok, just admit it.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66517 posts
Posted on 3/9/16 at 1:21 pm to
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Dogs stink. Admit that your house smells like a dog and we will be fine


I have two standard poodles. They don't drool, they don't shed, and they don't stink. They get groomed once a week and are far more hygienic than most people.
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