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re: What are some possible outcomes of getting involved with a crazy chick?

Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:27 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73715 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:27 am to
death
Posted by mmonro3
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2013
4172 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:28 am to
You haven't even banged her, but she's talking about how yalls kids would be happy living together... RUN
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:29 am to
penectomy
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:29 am to
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How does one just easily break that off to prevent something awful? Maybe make it look like it was her idea?


You're going to break those poor kid's hearts. You owe it to them to stick this one out and raise your new children.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:30 am to
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Post pics and provide phone number to OT.



quote:

Google /Ted Nugent draft/ and apply his technique.



Both of these. Can't fail
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:31 am to
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possible outcomes


quote:

crazy chick


A few guys have gotten their dicks sliced off.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:34 am to
Run you dumbass.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:34 am to
You gonna end up engaged to this chic

This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 10:38 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27580 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Anal


That'll cost you though.

Over/under percentage that the OP has a heavy, burning, or both object thrown at his head?
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5329 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:44 am to
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(late 20s, divorced w/ a kid


Remember that she probably thought that kid would make her last guy stick around. You better make damn sure that you don't knock her up too.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58852 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:46 am to
Steal the Xanax and change your number
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32036 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:49 am to
Ask John Wayne Bobbet...

Thought she was normal as well...

This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 10:51 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24795 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:49 am to
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So, I've been talking to this chick (late 20s, divorced w/ a kid)

I am always impressed with people married and divorced before age 30
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 10:52 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:52 am to
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late 20s, divorced w/ a kid


Sounds like the two of you were made for each other.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15753 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:59 am to
Ha.. good luck..gird your loins and get ready for shite until she finds someone else.
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5953 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:01 am to
Be prepared to meet these guys when she says you did something you didn't do. Crazy chicks get REAL crazy when they're mad...

Posted by drunktiger24
Tigerland
Member since Jul 2016
144 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:01 am to
She'll pour degreaser all over your boat engine, break all the windows in the new house you were building, and then tell everyone in town you cheated on her.

But the sex is 10/10 though.
Posted by Earthquake 88
Mobile
Member since Jan 2010
3303 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:02 am to
You would never make it in the business world as a manager.

You go look that woman square in the eye and you tell her this is not working out for you, no reason to waste time, and you are moving on. If she wants to debate or ask why don't engage in all that and simply walk off and never take her calls again. Be a man not a damn sissy!
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4068 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:03 am to
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How does one just easily break that off to prevent something awful?


File a protective order and stop responding to her calls, texts, and emails. If she goes nuclear, you're already on file and have your bases covered. If not, she just goes away quietly. Win win.

Eta: This is also the answer to the question "What is the most cowardly way to handle a breakup."
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 11:06 am
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:05 am to
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 9:15 am
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