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What are some fortune cookie fortunes that came to be true?
Posted on 6/19/15 at 8:49 am
Posted on 6/19/15 at 8:49 am
10
Posted on 6/19/15 at 8:51 am to BRgetthenet
Posted on 6/19/15 at 8:57 am to terd ferguson
I laughed
Posted on 6/19/15 at 8:58 am to ThreauxDown11
I laughed as well
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:01 am to MDTiger 13
I have an ex-girlfriend that once got one that said "it's time to seek professional help".
It's true, and I heard she finally did.
It's true, and I heard she finally did.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:02 am to BRgetthenet
"You will have a decision to make today."
And I did have to make one that day. Freaked me out.
And I did have to make one that day. Freaked me out.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:04 am to BRgetthenet
quote:
Prepare for diarrhea
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:13 am to terd ferguson
I always add in bed to them.
Which makes terds even funnier
Which makes terds even funnier
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:15 am to BRgetthenet
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:17 am to BRgetthenet
"Your wife is a whore."
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:45 am to eScott
That's a good one.
"You'll be hungry soon" I've seen this one 3 or 4 times.
"You'll be hungry soon" I've seen this one 3 or 4 times.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:49 am to BRgetthenet
Posted on 6/19/15 at 10:39 am to BRgetthenet
I've gotten this one before....
Posted on 6/19/15 at 11:09 am to terd ferguson
Terd, that's some fark worthy shite right there. You should go over and put those mad photoshop skills to work.
Concept - 10 - Laughed my arse off
Execution - 3 - Which also helped me laugh my arse off.
Concept - 10 - Laughed my arse off
Execution - 3 - Which also helped me laugh my arse off.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 11:28 am to BRgetthenet
Posted on 6/19/15 at 11:29 am to BRgetthenet
I got a fortune the other day that was just a blank piece of paper.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 12:34 pm to whit
I cracked open my Fortune Cookie the other day and it was full of Asian pube hair. At least the cookie was not stale.
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