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re: What are some cool jobs no one knows about

Posted on 5/14/23 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10732 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 7:07 pm to
Tight rope walker
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84697 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 7:13 pm to
Every job listed sounds better than the fricking shite I do every day


I’d like to just be a UPS or any delivery driver. Just drive around all day delivering things. Seems super easy.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5897 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 7:18 pm to
I was a Catholic friar in a little monastery in Mexico for a while. It was fantastic. I woke up every morning at 5:00 am and made soup.

Posted by Jasharts77
Knoxville
Member since Nov 2019
1105 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 7:23 pm to
Uxo tech. However need to be former EOD or go to one of 2 school for 7 weeks, start bout 125k. But its hard to get your foot in door, 100% travel, you could be turned into a pink mist every day and you would have to work with some of the dumbest fricks on earth. But it pays great.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7149 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 7:24 pm to
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Whoever mans that drawbridge in Madisonville has a pretty sweet gig.


My great grandfather was a bridge tender at a bridge over Bayou Teche in Patterson. He lived in a house next to the bridge so he could hear the boat horns to open the bridge. The story goes that one night a boat horn sounded and he went to the bridge and opened it. A few hours later another boat started blowing its horn and kept blowing the horn because the bridge didn't open. My great grandmother went to the bridge to check and he was laying there dead. He had a heart attack after he had closed the bridge after the first boat. This was back in the early '30s.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8531 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 7:25 pm to
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Cleaning gutters. No, it's not glamorous, but people can make a couple hundred bucks per job and do 4-5 jobs a day. Bring in $1k per day is doable. A great little gig for young dudes


Simple neighborhood manual labor is out of control. I had about 50' of wood fence fall down and the quotes I got were $2.5k. I spent like $600 in lumber and had it fixed in 8 hours (plus concrete curing time). Probably could have done it in 4 if I was experienced. That would have been like $250 / hr for 2 people.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20487 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:09 pm to
Eh, I talked with some very high level bond brokers in 2017 and they pretty much said they’re waiting till they get fired because they said even then their job was useless. They said they were employed solely out of the generosity of the firm for having made them $$$$$$ in the past.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
The Sticks
Member since Jun 2015
9723 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:17 pm to
One of my relatives just retired from the Arkansas park services. His job was to cut in new hiking trails for businesses and cities. So he'd load his truck up with food, tent, chainsaws, shovel etc and basically go camp for a week and fell trees. I always thought that was a pretty peaceful badass job.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
35046 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:23 pm to
I'm a builder. The outside salesman for my lumber company has a badass job. Basically I give him orders and he calls his inside salesman.

Inside sales coordinates with the warehouse manager.

He buys me lunch and beers once a week and every year he'll take me fishing or to play golf every now and then.

Dude invites clients to his tailgates so he writes them off.

He let it slip that he's making 6 figures. That's a pretty cool job with no hard labor and basically bullshitting about sports with baws all day

ETA: Honestly the more I think about it the more jealous I am. I have to deal with arse hole clients that are impossible to please with ridiculous lead times and always want to nickel and dime me to death over chance orders they suggest and am held responsible for coked up contractors that are as reliable as a screen door on a submarine.

I know a couple of the guys he has to deal with can be dicks but it's not like there's lumber order emergencies at night or anything and in the gulf south he gets paiddd after every big storm. I think I'd take a pay cut to go into building supply sales.
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 8:32 pm
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16090 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:26 pm to
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My job is global in scope and I get to work in really interesting aerospace, defense, biomedical, and space exploration projects. I have access to physicists, generals, military and rocket test ranges, night vision labs, all of NASA, drone technologies, robotics for undersea exploration, agriculture and AI applications. There's no "job description" this fits into and I sort of carved out a niche for myself where only a handful of people, even within my own organization, know what I do. Now that I'm retirement age, they are begging me not to fully retire and to stay on and guide training of someone and make the passing of the torch, so to speak, when I'm ready.


Why are you giving this guy so much trouble? Pretty obvious with his name(HubbaBubba) he makes bubble gum by hand for NASA. They asked him to stay on to train someone because lets be honest these days who knows how to make gum by hand?
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 8:30 pm
Posted by EF Hutton
Member since Jan 2018
2366 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:31 pm to
I remember the bridge tender at L&N / seabrook. He would hold the bridge down to give the shrimpers time to pick up their nets, so wildlife couldn’t catch them. Probably got lots of shrimp. Until the strike force sent wacko up there to open bridge now no warning no vhf radio.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19268 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:39 pm to
Google lockpicking lawyer
Posted by Hank R Hill
Arlen,TX
Member since Jan 2017
577 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:39 pm to
OT Moderator

Pay is only $350/day but you get to work in your underwear and review all NSFW posts for accuracy. Drinking on the job is encouraged by your clients
Posted by purpleguy2
Death Valley's Shadow
Member since Oct 2007
320 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:52 pm to
This sounds like dream job for most. What is your background in, engineering if I was going to guess.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172251 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 8:58 pm to
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I’d like to just be a UPS or any delivery driver. Just drive around all day delivering things. Seems super easy.


My best friend is a ups driver. Good pay but they all hate the company and definitely don’t have fun around Christmas
Posted by hubreb
Member since Nov 2008
2131 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 9:15 pm to
You talked to some useless guys
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 9:33 pm to
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
Posted by LSUShock
Kansas
Member since Jun 2014
5667 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 9:59 pm to
This is my brother in law's exact circumstance. He owns a very good sized regional home construction business.

His lumber company offered him a big job and he seriously considered taking it. Great money and far less stress, but he couldn't walk away from what he has built.

He has said the same thing though, why deal with all the BS, when you can just sell to the guy who is doing that.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20487 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 10:19 pm to
They said their job was all automated now. Who needs people when you can build a client service platform that can deliver client needs without needing broker dealer personnel slowing trading down
Posted by BamaFinland
Espoo, Finland
Member since Oct 2015
2587 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 10:52 pm to
Port Ops for the Navy. Most squids I knew working for Port Ops used to take their tug boats out and fish all day.
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