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re: What animals are the biggest assholes?
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:45 pm to Cosmo
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:45 pm to Cosmo
I listened to a radio news story last week about chimpanzees. Apparently, chimps have one of the highest rate of killers among the animal kingdom. They are bloodthirsty murderers.
Chimp on chimp crime is horrible.
Chimp on chimp crime is horrible.
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Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:45 pm to Cosmo
crabs.
not the ocean kind. the pants kind.
not the ocean kind. the pants kind.
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:47 pm to ksayetiger
Llamas/alpacas
And it ain't even close
And it ain't even close
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:49 pm to Walt OReilly
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Snakes
Umm...
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:50 pm to ksayetiger
Roosters are huge assholes. My parents' pair got in a fight yesterday and the smaller one manged to rip off the the entire lower jaw of the other down the waddle. Poor bird was so in shock it was trying to eat. Weird to break the neck of a bird I hadn't first shot 
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:50 pm to Cosmo
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Pelicans are assholes too, i was fishing in the surf one time and had a bucket full of croakers sitting on the beach. I turn my head around and this piece of shite pelican is filling his beak with every croaker in that bucket. I tried to chase him off but he took his sweet arse time moving, gave me this "like i give a shite" look.
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:52 pm to TypoKnig
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Cats have to be number one
You haven't thought about wasps then. No bigger bunch of assholes than those creatures.
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:52 pm to LuckyTiger
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Chimp on chimp crime is horrible.
Racist.
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:52 pm to Cosmo
Hyenas and baboons
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:56 pm to LuckyTiger
These people
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:57 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Gotta be people. We wreck sh*t on the regular.
Cats are up there as well and so are mosquitoes.
Cats are up there as well and so are mosquitoes.
Posted on 9/28/14 at 4:57 pm to Cosmo
Posted on 9/28/14 at 5:00 pm to GumBro Jackson
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Gotta be people.
I hate it when people ask these questions and someone says "humans"
Posted on 9/28/14 at 5:00 pm to OMLandshark
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You haven't thought about wasps then. No bigger bunch of assholes than those creatures.
Do wasps count since they are technically insects? If so then it's them and not even close. They provide nothing to the ecosystem and are only on this planet to be assholes.
Posted on 9/28/14 at 5:03 pm to Cosmo
Holy shite the dude in the gif is lucky he didn't lose his hand!
Posted on 9/28/14 at 5:05 pm to lsu480
And the pelican on the dock doesnt even flinch, looks like he actually lunges for the fish a bit.
Posted on 9/28/14 at 5:07 pm to Cosmo
Birds
Posted on 9/28/14 at 5:10 pm to lsusportsman2
Geese and Swans
Posted on 9/28/14 at 5:11 pm to Cosmo
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Pelicans are assholes too, i was fishing in the surf one time and had a bucket full of croakers sitting on the beach. I turn my head around and this piece of shite pelican is filling his beak with every croaker in that bucket. I tried to chase him off but he took his sweet arse time moving, gave me this "like i give a shite" look.
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