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re: What a terrifying ordeal. I was attacked by a fox in my home last night.

Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:07 pm to
It was a harrowing experience
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:07 pm to
Do you have a dog? If a dog runs at a fox they will run from the dog..

They are not aggressive.. Well only when they are attacking their prey, which they stalk first...
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61189 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:08 pm to
Tiger Ryno already did this one.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:08 pm to
I have a dog but he was in the kennel in timeout for pooping on the kitchen floor.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

I was attacked by a fox
pics of the alleged OT10?
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:12 pm to
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harrowing experience


When nature becomes "extremely disturbing" you aren't getting out enough...

Blanket + Hammer
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When humans have "doors" a fox should never generate an "extremely disturbing" event.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:12 pm to
Please STFU, you stupid, inane, immature motherfricker.

Tia.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27378 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:15 pm to
You are the biggest twat on this site

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:17 pm to
Say it to my face
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
7278 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:26 pm to
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It’s a goddamn fox man, put on some heavy clothes, a jacket, thick gloves, and pick him up and throw him out.



It's not like it's a bobcat
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:28 pm to
Well, a bobcat would have been more viscous. I threw a dildo at the fox but he didn’t budge. It was chaotic for a good two hours.
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 5:31 pm
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
939 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:47 pm to
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Paul Allen

quote:

Boca Raton, FL

Are you the same guy from Boca that got attacked by an otter a few years ago?
Otter attacks beta in Boca Raton
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:51 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

threw a dildo at the fox but he didn’t budge


I hope you got a warning from S before he pulled it out.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:16 pm to
S was in Kennebunkport, you jerk.
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
2923 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Well, a bobcat would have been more viscous.


Well, how would you know about the relative viscosity of a bobcat?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59619 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:50 pm to
He should have run it over with his new two fitty
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:56 pm to
If his fat 'wife' lost a hunnert or so, 'she' would weigh two fitty...
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:59 pm to
A combination of rabies and Fox AIDS. You now have both.
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 7:00 pm
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