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Was Mommy Only Kissing Santa OR Was She Really F******G Santa?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:24 pm
Back when the song was written, we had a "G Rated" cultural ZeitGeist.
Fast forward to today and imagine the song re-done today as, say, a rap song.
Does it stay a "G Rated" song?
Fast forward to today and imagine the song re-done today as, say, a rap song.
Does it stay a "G Rated" song?
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:25 pm to Champagne
You want to think about catching your parents banging?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:25 pm to Champagne
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:25 pm to Champagne
drunk on a Thursday i see
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:26 pm to Champagne
Dad was dressed as Santa.
She saw mommy kissing daddy.
She saw mommy kissing daddy.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:28 pm to Champagne
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Was Mommy Only Kissing Santa OR Was She Really F******G Santa?
Good thing my name is “Santa”
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:29 pm to alajones
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Dad was dressed as Santa. She saw mommy kissing daddy.
Naw, man, I don't know what your Mom told you but I know for certain that was NOT your Dad in that Santa suit.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:52 pm to Champagne
It took me a disturbing amount of time before I finally realized Santa was actually the kids dad.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:53 pm to Champagne
It would probably be X-rated like all the ghetto rap Christmas tunes that are popular today. You know, like that Chief Keef Christmas album about Santa and the elves that’s so popular.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:56 pm to Champagne
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:57 pm to Champagne
It's called "I wanna rock you hard this Christmas" by The Dan Band.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:17 pm to Champagne
This is what you think about while fapping, huh?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:20 pm to Champagne
I just hope they used a condom
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:23 am to Henry Jones Jr
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It took me a disturbing amount of time before I finally realized Santa was actually the kids dad.
There is absolutely nothing in the lyrics of the song to support your theory. Why do you feel the need to spin this? The song is about the kid's Mom kissing THE REAL Santa Claus.
Only God knows how many MILFs Santa is kissing and banging. It's a sad state of affairs, really. What has Christmas come to? Some kind of CuckFest where the Bull is in a red suit, white beard and brings presents to the kiddos?
This is disgusting.
This post was edited on 12/14/18 at 10:24 am
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:25 am to Champagne
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She Really F******G Santa
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:28 am to Champagne
One of my buddies always told me he didn’t like that song when he was a kid. He thought it was about adultery.
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