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re: Very sensitive subject related to IBS
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:36 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:36 pm to rebeloke
Guy at work shite himself in the truck on the way home from going fishing. Changed out in his laundry room and thought he was doing the mrs. a favor by putting the soiled garments in the wash.
Loaded up the detergent, forgot to push start and never gave it another thought.
A day later, his wife complained that it stunk outside which he dismissed as 'the damn cat must have crapped somewhere'.
She called him at work when the deed was finally discovered, only after she opened the machine, wondered why it stunk so bad and unwittingly removed the shitty clothes to see what was wrong. Wasn't happy, not one bit.
Loaded up the detergent, forgot to push start and never gave it another thought.
A day later, his wife complained that it stunk outside which he dismissed as 'the damn cat must have crapped somewhere'.
She called him at work when the deed was finally discovered, only after she opened the machine, wondered why it stunk so bad and unwittingly removed the shitty clothes to see what was wrong. Wasn't happy, not one bit.
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Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:36 pm to rebeloke
quote:
You want to know how I know you’re gay?
Because I let you blow me?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:37 pm to reverendotis
Misery loves company! 
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:38 pm to CCTider
quote:
Because I let you blow me?
It’s okay to face your homophobia. Really.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:40 pm to White Roach
quote:
I couldn't eat out at a restaurant (because I didn't want to dump there
Why? I'm literally taking a dump at a restaurant right now
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:42 pm to Grim
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:45 pm to rebeloke
Ashamed. I would have her bring pants to me while I waited on the office toilet.
Is it possible to flush a pair of pants or do you need to rip them up first?
Is it possible to flush a pair of pants or do you need to rip them up first?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:47 pm to pjab
quote:
Is it possible to flush a pair of pants or do you need to rip them up first?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:56 pm to rebeloke
quote:
It’s okay to face your homophobia. Really.
Kidding aside, ice guy no problem with anyone being gay. Back when I used to drum in Nola parades, I used to have a lesbian wingman. Best wingman I ever had.
And really, all single straight men would have a couple gay friends. Gay dudes always know a lot of hot women.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:25 pm to CCTider
I'm on a job site, and all this deuce talk has made my guts rumble. Thank God I've of the women engineers forgot to relock the women's port o let. This is the cleanest port-o-potty I've ever used.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:33 pm to rebeloke
Yeah I'm sure I have it as well
I shite on myself while driving to school two years ago
Luckily it wasn't terrible
I shite on myself while driving to school two years ago
Luckily it wasn't terrible
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:38 pm to rebeloke
Me. I had to give up grains to control it
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:21 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Very sensitive subject related to IBS
quote:
Today I pooped in my pants at work.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:28 pm to CCTider
I work on tv and film sets. With my department we have a running joke that if you shite your pants at work it is an automatic pass to go home for the day. Surely one day someone will do it.
Also another guy was 80 feet in the air in a lift working camera. A grip is always up there with them for camera support and to drive the lift. Was told someone I know was working camera in a lift. They were coming down and the grip was gagging as he brought the lift to the ground. Turns out the camera operator shite himself up there.
Also another guy was 80 feet in the air in a lift working camera. A grip is always up there with them for camera support and to drive the lift. Was told someone I know was working camera in a lift. They were coming down and the grip was gagging as he brought the lift to the ground. Turns out the camera operator shite himself up there.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:38 pm to cj35
quote:I'm sure no one will ask any questions when you randomly change clothes mid-day.
Always keep a change of clothes in the car.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:43 pm to rebeloke
I like shitty posts. I really do.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:44 pm to Korkstand
I’d rather have to explain what happened wearing clean clothes than explain what happened whilst wearing the clothes I shat in.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:46 pm to rebeloke
Never had it that bad. Time for the Ryan's story again though.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 9:51 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
Could you not feel it coming on beforehand?
Probably thought it was a fart. He must not be over 40. Not trusting a fart is something you learn about the time you reach that age.
Posted on 12/2/17 at 11:15 am to White Roach
I went from 230 to 205 in 2 months thanks to it.
But yeah, literally passed my food within an hour.
Immodium is a life saver at LSU games and nights out.
But yeah, literally passed my food within an hour.
Immodium is a life saver at LSU games and nights out.
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