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re: Vasectomy Today and in a Lot of Pain (Update Pg. 5)
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:36 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:36 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Well Im glad you cant reproduce.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:37 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Based on today's decisions after the surgery it sounds like you made the best decision for society as a whole.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:37 pm to bbrownso
You are about to have a LOT of bruising. It will turn black but notice the disappointing look in your wife's eyes when she sees the size has remained constant.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:37 pm to Cdawg
Amputation is the next step. Good luck.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm to Isabelle81
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You will be lucky that you don't hemorrhage inside the scrotal sac.
There is not really any pain in the sack area it's all in my lower abdomen below the belly button.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
You taking the wrong medication. You dont need pain killer as much as you need anti-inflammation medicine. DR didnt prescribe it for worry of bleeding.
I would load up on Aleve asap if no bruising or major swelling.
I would load up on Aleve asap if no bruising or major swelling.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
How did Little Marco hit?
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:39 pm to Will Cover
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having reoccurring pain monthly,
That was your period, you pussy.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:39 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
If you actually played two softball games the day you had a vasectomy, you sir deserve every bit of pain you have for the rest of your life. I say that because when someone ask you how it went you will blame your problems on the surgery and not how insanely stupid you are.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:39 pm to LSUpetro
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You taking the wrong medication. You dont need pain killer as much as you need anti-inflammation medicine. DR didnt prescribe it for worry of bleeding. I would load up on Aleve asap if no bruising or major swelling.
He gave me a couple refills of Percocet and some ibuprofen 800's
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:40 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Softball? Are you sure it was only a vasectomy?
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
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There is not really any pain in the sack area it's all in my lower abdomen below the belly button.
Sounds like a possibility hernia but I'm no doctor and I have no balls. Go to the ER and tell them you got into a car accident or something.

Don't tell them what really happened.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
you need anti inflammatory (Naproxen i e Aleve).... not ibprofen
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Damn dude. That was off the charts dumb.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to LSUpetro
Ibuprofen at 600mg and above is an anti inflammatory
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:43 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:44 pm to LSUpetro
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you need anti inflammatory (Naproxen i e Aleve).... not ibprofen
Ibuprofen is an NSAID too.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:44 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
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two of the most crucial games of the softball season.
This part is how I know you are lying. There is no such thing as a crucial men's softball game.
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:44 pm to Duke
I was told Aleve worked better or inflammation
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:45 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
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He gave me a couple refills of Percocet and some ibuprofen 800's
Percocet comes with refills?
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