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re: Vasectomy Today and in a Lot of Pain (Update Pg. 5)

Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
32941 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:36 pm to
Well Im glad you cant reproduce.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
100391 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:37 pm to
Based on today's decisions after the surgery it sounds like you made the best decision for society as a whole.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75084 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:37 pm to
You are about to have a LOT of bruising. It will turn black but notice the disappointing look in your wife's eyes when she sees the size has remained constant.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm
Posted by TrueTiger07
Madison, MS
Member since May 2007
2878 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:37 pm to
Amputation is the next step. Good luck.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

You will be lucky that you don't hemorrhage inside the scrotal sac.


There is not really any pain in the sack area it's all in my lower abdomen below the belly button.
Posted by LSUpetro
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
532 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm to
You taking the wrong medication. You dont need pain killer as much as you need anti-inflammation medicine. DR didnt prescribe it for worry of bleeding.
I would load up on Aleve asap if no bruising or major swelling.
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
12706 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:38 pm to
How did Little Marco hit?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75084 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

having reoccurring pain monthly,

That was your period, you pussy.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12379 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:39 pm to
If you actually played two softball games the day you had a vasectomy, you sir deserve every bit of pain you have for the rest of your life. I say that because when someone ask you how it went you will blame your problems on the surgery and not how insanely stupid you are.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

You taking the wrong medication. You dont need pain killer as much as you need anti-inflammation medicine. DR didnt prescribe it for worry of bleeding. I would load up on Aleve asap if no bruising or major swelling.


He gave me a couple refills of Percocet and some ibuprofen 800's
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68476 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:40 pm to
Softball? Are you sure it was only a vasectomy?
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

There is not really any pain in the sack area it's all in my lower abdomen below the belly button.


Sounds like a possibility hernia but I'm no doctor and I have no balls. Go to the ER and tell them you got into a car accident or something.



Don't tell them what really happened.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 7:43 pm
Posted by LSUpetro
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
532 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to
you need anti inflammatory (Naproxen i e Aleve).... not ibprofen
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
32769 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to
Damn dude. That was off the charts dumb.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
32769 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:41 pm to
Ibuprofen at 600mg and above is an anti inflammatory
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4432 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36408 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

you need anti inflammatory (Naproxen i e Aleve).... not ibprofen



Ibuprofen is an NSAID too.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26445 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

two of the most crucial games of the softball season.


This part is how I know you are lying. There is no such thing as a crucial men's softball game.
Posted by LSUpetro
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
532 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:44 pm to
I was told Aleve worked better or inflammation
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4432 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

He gave me a couple refills of Percocet and some ibuprofen 800's


Percocet comes with refills?
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