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re: United Airlines say if Americans were less fat they could save 80 million on fuel

Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13991 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Subsidize Ozempic for frequent fliers/ credit card holders.

They would become frequent shitters. Current restroom configuration could not handle the churn.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35091 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:10 pm to
Plausible
Posted by Rashcock
Lowcountry
Member since Sep 2024
305 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:11 pm to
Just stop being fat you cretins. It is the easiest thing in the world. Eat NO sugar or carbs. You Gout sufferers can eat 10 pounds of shrimp in a sitting instead of a handful and suffering that pain. Guess what? You will not feel the need to eat a half pound. Do it.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6393 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:16 pm to
Fly the route between Jxn, MS and ATL. It will be full, you and the flight crew will the only ones under 400lbs and all the wheelchairs in the airport will be in use.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84758 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:17 pm to
Fat is bad but fat shaming is worse! How dare y’all
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4115 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:20 pm to
Cutting out the peanuts didn't help?
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11024 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:29 pm to
My 5 hour flight to Puerto Rico in a United middle seat that I was shoved in was probably more appropriate for a 110 lb middle school kid
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8385 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:34 pm to
Interested to see a correlation on fuel costs and the introduction of these new miracle weight loss drugs
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19301 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:42 pm to
Hey United if your flight attendants weren’t bossy old women and gay dudes I might fly more
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47810 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:59 pm to
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I’m sure that is part of it, but the bigger part is they have made the seats smaller and the legroom shorter so they can stuff extra rows of seats. Basically they are adding 4-6 more of these fat people on their planes


This the truth. I’m a smaller guy and still uncomfortable as frick in the lowest class seat. I couldn’t imagine being fat as frick.
This post was edited on 10/26/24 at 8:59 pm
Posted by Psych23
Member since Aug 2024
731 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:59 pm to
I dont think we should charge them.more to fly. I think they shouldn't be allowed to fly at all. Wanna see mama and papa for Christmas? Go on a fricking diet. We don't discriminate enough in this country.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:40 pm to
Then charge the fatties a gas surcharge.
Posted by Tigerholic
Member since Sep 2006
2493 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:44 pm to
Charge by the pound then.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92295 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

Charge by the pound then.


they should, passengers are the least profitable part of the industry
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38671 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:41 pm to
So what this really means is that fat people cause climate change? Right?
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
588 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

United Airlines say if Americans were less fat they could add 8 more rows


Fixed.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42369 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 12:31 am to
But they don't mind our fat wallets
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 12:34 am to
Fat people are gross.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40884 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 5:30 am to
quote:

Then let's start paying for flights by the pound


Please let this happen.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40884 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 5:35 am to
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