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re: Unbelievably fun facts about the human body
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:38 am to dbbuilder79
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:38 am to dbbuilder79
Just bought a pack of balloons. Now the rough task of figuring out how to get farts from point a to point b
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Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:58 am to PipelineBaw
quote:Personally no first-hand knowledge but I’d bet you’d get plenty of ideas from folks on the Aggie Board on this type of scenario.
Just bought a pack of balloons. Now the rough task of figuring out how to get farts from point a to point b
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:22 am to FAP SAM
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13 not totally true
Each eye has a small blind spot but when your brain puts the 2 images together it gets a total image because the opposite eye sees where the other's blindspot is
But when you close one eye your brain fills in that blind spot with patterns similar to the surrounding area it can see.
If there's a grid of dots and one dot is missing your brain will create a dot that isn't there if that area happens to be in the blind spot and the other eye is closed.
If you move the end of a pencil into this blind spot it will appear to vanish until it pops out the other side of the blind spot and then your brain instantly fills in the connecting piece of pencil based on what it sees on either side.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:40 am to PipelineBaw
quote:Well you're never going to fart them straight into the balloon with your a-hole, obviously. So here is my idea:
Just bought a pack of balloons. Now the rough task of figuring out how to get farts from point a to point b
First you have to trap the pure farts, which is pretty easy. Get a big, clear, plastic container, like one of those huge jars of cheese balls. Then fill the bathtub almost to the top, and put your container underwater, filling it with water. Turn the container upside down. Now every time you have to fart, get naked and hop in the tub. Catch the fart bubbles in your inverted jar as they float up. You will have to put some bricks or something on top of the container to stop it from floating and turning right side up and releasing your trapped farts while you are away doing your daily tasks not farting.
Now you have to get the farts into the balloon. You're going to need something like a turkey baster to suck the farts out bit by bit and inflate the balloon with it. Or, if you're gross, you can just use a hose or flexible straw to suck the farts out with your mouth and inflate the balloon that way.
I think with this technique we can gauge the accuracy of #7. Then we can move on to #9. It will be a bit trickier, but I have some ideas.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:57 am to Korkstand
Man that seems like a lot of work. But the payoff of seeing lil PB pop a stink balloon might be worth the effort.
I was thinking of just wearing a Camelback upside down with some slightly larger tubing and a simple turn valve. Fart till that bladder fills up and then force the stink air into a balloon with the same tubing
I was thinking of just wearing a Camelback upside down with some slightly larger tubing and a simple turn valve. Fart till that bladder fills up and then force the stink air into a balloon with the same tubing
Posted on 3/22/19 at 4:36 am to dbbuilder79
I really don’t appreciate being raped by trees
Posted on 3/22/19 at 4:46 am to dbbuilder79
Give me a 12 pack and a Mexican platter, and I can fill all the children’s balloons at a party in 30 minutes.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 4:47 am to dbbuilder79
#1 not true
Posted on 3/22/19 at 6:53 am to Cowboyfan89
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That last one...wtf man?!
#TREETOO
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