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re: Types of people at every office

Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12401 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:45 pm to
Super fat person that eats super healthy at the office to put on a show, but you know they're slamming big macs and chicken nuggets on the drive home, because they gain weight slowly throughout the years
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:46 pm to
Not office but shop floor. Guys pissed off about their jobs, The safety guy and the guy that grows his beard waaaay to long.
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:47 pm to
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Super fat person that eats super healthy at the office to put on a show, but you know they're slamming big macs and chicken nuggets on the drive home, because they gain weight slowly throughout the years


This is every woman m-f
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:47 pm to
A lot of women do seem to get those mini heaters. I don't know a single guy who has bought one to bring to work, but it's probably a solid guess to say that 50% of the women in my office have them.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39954 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:48 pm to
Every woman besides the one that answers the phone that think they are needed at the workplace.
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:50 pm to
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Every woman besides the one that answers the phone that think they are needed at the workplace.



I'd gladly stay home and make a sandwich
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39954 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:52 pm to
Atta girl.
Posted by robertLSU
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
429 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:54 pm to
Sexist air conditioning
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 9:56 pm
Posted by chicano12
Member since Jun 2010
1003 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:56 pm to
That one guy who is always talking about his fantasy team but no one gives two shits.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73539 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:09 pm to
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Super fat person that eats super healthy at the office to put on a show, but you know they're slamming big macs and chicken nuggets on the drive home, because they gain weight slowly throughout the years


I know these very well. I call them Friday Ladies.


"How come every time I in the kitchen, you in the kitchen...."
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20266 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:10 pm to
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Every woman besides the one that answers the phone that think they are needed at the workplace.


Well, that just comes across as all sorts of butt hurt.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13450 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:36 pm to
How many jobs do I have.

Posted by ThunderCats
Member since Jul 2010
344 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 10:53 pm to
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The "it's almost Friday!" guy


This. It's literally the only thing he talks about...
8:00am Monday - "We're almost there."
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9889 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:13 pm to
That person who's breath always smells terrible but wants to get close to you and talk.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19220 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:33 am to
The older guy who plays guitar that always has some crazy arse story to tell. Was probably a hippy, maybe in the military, definitely a drug addict as some point.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:51 am to
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the constantly hungover dude who comes to work then goes missing days at a time who keeps picking at his nose and starring at women's feet going to the bathroom 15 times a day and yells at clients yet somehow everyone loves him and he makes more than I do
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65558 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:54 am to
quote:

Middle age men that post on Tigerdroppings all day.



That's me. Also, the farter.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38212 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 1:59 am to
Middle-aged woman who has every keyboard wrist pad, chair pad, foot rest, mini-heater, and headrest pillow imaginable, along with 50 pictures around her desk of every person or animal she's ever met. Bitch you're here 7 hours a day and most of that time I hear you making personal calls, don't act like you're slave labor needing every ounce of comfort.

The guy who answers every call way too loud. I can hear what you're saying on the other side of the floor.

The trashy Livingston Parish bitches who have five kids and no husband, so they miss every other day tending to an ill bastard child.

The young woman who tries to come off as classy and intelligent until you spot her ankle tattoo and catch her sucking on a cig behind the dumpster.
This post was edited on 7/1/17 at 2:01 am
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65558 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:03 am to
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The trashy Livingston Parish bitches who have five kids and no husband, so they miss every other day tending to an ill bastard child.



Fire their trashy asses.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19220 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 2:05 am to
Overweight IT guy with a neckbeard who is finely cultured because he just discovered IPAs
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