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re: Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women

Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:53 am to
Posted by Drank
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Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:54 am to
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Should’ve picked Trinidad.


Good call. Much better island. Starting my plotting now.



not too many good looking women among the Caribbean "natives"
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:55 am to
Taking over Haiti sounds cool. I wouldn't sleep with anyone down there though.

Who would they have to get to to take the country? Is there a president? Army?
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:56 am to
If they would have succeeded, I doubt the woman and children would be any worse off.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:56 am to
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Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Sounds like college kid stoners coming up with grand plans that never happen, but they got caught with it in writing, so somehow its illegal to brainstorm up a stupid idea?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:56 am to
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Who would they have to get to to take the country? Is there a president? Army?

Multiple armed warlords, some that are fine with cannibalism.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68869 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:57 am to
Meh
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87997 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:58 am to
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Sounds like college kid stoners coming up with grand plans that never happen,


maybe a couple of bored little spoiled brats, they both come from affluent areas
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:00 am to
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one even enlisted in the Air Force to gain further skills.


Curious choice.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:00 am to
Gavin looks like the psycho
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:00 am to
Nobody said they were the best decision makers
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1060 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:04 am to
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Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women


Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
9896 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:13 am to
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Nobody said they were the best decision makers


Obviously...

And I'm a USAF vet. If we are being serious for a second, it strongly depends on which job, but at 21 years old you're not learning ANY of that shite in the USAF.

Very poor effort and execution on these plans.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:14 am to
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If they would have succeeded, I doubt the woman and children would be any worse off.


These guys chose their own private paradise and it contains Haitians.

They make poor choices all the way around.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2705 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:30 am to
Hahahaha. I know.

I am personally shocked that kids say stupid shite.

That’s 100% not real though. Whats his job in the AF that’s going to provide him with the skills for this? Marauder?

Literally any other branch would have been a better option based on this theory
Posted by Suntiger
STG or BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
35435 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:34 am to
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Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women


Pretty much how Rome started off.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20593 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:43 am to
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There's over 80k people on that island.. good luck, boys.

Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3002 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:51 am to
I was wondering at what point, while this plan is laid out, would I walk out of the room?
The choice of Haiti?
Or the homeless mercenary army?
Or the child sex slaves?

Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29151 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:56 am to
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There's over 80k people on that island.. good luck, boys.


This island a few miles south was a much better option to try and take, though I doubt it could be held for long. LINK
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6381 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:58 am to
The New Epstein island?
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